Black Beauty (1994)

Black Beauty (1994)

2026-257 / MLZ MAP: 64.86 / Zedd MAP: 34.71 / Score Gap: 30.15

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Country of Origin: United States / United Kingdom

IMDb Summary: The fates of horses, and the people who own and command them, are revealed as Black Beauty narrates the circle of his life.

Starring Docs Keepin Time, Andrew Knott, Sean Bean, David Thewlis and Alan Cumming.

The film originated from a novel, written by Anna Sewell in 1877. Anna was a single lady throughout her life, but around 1845 her family had a bit of land and they were able to obtain a horse, which she either rode or drove in a pony-chaise. During this time, her mother said, "[B]etween her and her own horse, and horses in general, a mutual confidence and friendship sprang up, and she learned all their secrets.”

Anna wanted to share some of the experiences she had while working with her own horse, and seeing cruelty towards horses and neglect of their care, far too often. Anna suffered an illness and was confined to bed. She said, "I have for six years been confined to the house and to my sofa, and have from time to time, as I was able, been writing what I think will turn out a little book, its special aim being to induce kindness, sympathy, and an understanding treatment of horses.”

The book has been made into a lot of films and television shows, plus theatre productions and a Disney LP adaptation, beginning in 1917, and continuing all the way through 2020.

The theme is clearly important, horses have been our constant companions for so long it’s hard to imagine life without them, even if it’s significantly lesser than it used to be. Horses are now reserved for the very wealthy or farming families.

The movie was really just a lot of narrated heartbreak. I am pretty sure I mixed this film with The Black Stallion or perhaps National Velvet, which I would guess might have provided more entertainment and less pain. I may have even seen a different version of this film, but as many other mid-90’s films are wont to be, this film was over-orchestrated and narrated, and any time there was a moment of silence between the two, it was nearly deafening.

Zedd liked it significantly less than I did, but this is a man who spent many years managing a small farm. His time on and with horses dramatically eclipses mine, and I think that influenced his feelings on the film. He is a soft touch for animals, and a film full of tragedy about them is not his thing.

Me, I focused on the early time watching the mare and her foal, the beautiful filming locations, and steadied myself through the rest.

It was not quite the film I thought I was getting, as much as it was not the life that our Black Beauty wished he’d experienced. As he says in the film, “We don't get to choose the people in our lives. For us, it's all chance.”

I think I will try and pick up one of the other equestrian films mentioned above, as I sure do enjoy watching films with horses.

It’ll be another good occasion to Movie On, anyway!

u/MrsLadyZedd — 8 hours ago

Married To The Mob (1988)

2026-255 / MLZ MAP: 55.14 / Zedd MAP: 58.36 / Score Gap: 3.22

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Country of Origin: United States

CC Summary: Jonathan Demme brings an effortlessly breezy screwball verve and affectionate eye for ’80s suburban kitsch to this gloriously gaudy comic firecracker, built around a bravura performance by Michelle Pfeiffer as Long Island mob wife Angela de Marco. Fed up with organized crime, Angela sees a chance to escape when her husband (Alec Baldwin) is bumped off. But starting over isn’t so easy: she’ll have to deal with the advances of gangster boss Tony (Dean Stockwell) and the machinations of FBI agent Mike Downey (Matthew Modine), who sees her as the key to infiltrating the syndicate.

Starring Michelle Pfeiffer, Matthew Modine, Dean Stockwell.

Angela de Marco (Michelle Pfeiffer) does not fit in. She’s got the house with a pool, the Mom-Mobile of a car, the gaudy furniture, the hair, the nails, and the accent, all funded by the blood-money earned by her husband, “Cucumber” Frank de Marco (Alec Baldwin) doing what else but taking care of “problems.”

Her “friends”, (played with stereotypical Jersey Mob Wives in mind by Mercedes Ruehl, Joan Cusack, Ellen Foley, and O-Lan Jones) all of the other mobster wives, think she’s just a stuck-up bitch, but no, she’s just full of anxiety and guilt, wanting better for her son, little Joey.

Suddenly, freedom is beckoning and she escapes. She is just like any other widow with a small child and no job. She gets spied on through a peephole while in an interview for a job at a fried chicken fast food joint. It’s just really depressing and sad. She ends up getting a job at a salon after begging with tears in her eyes.

Angela accidentally falls for the FBI agent surveilling her, Mike Smith aka Mike Downey (Matthew Modine) which really fouls up the plans of Mob Boss Tony “The Tiger” Russo, (Dean Stockwell) who thinks she’d be a pretty good replacement for his moll, Karen, who was also coincidentally being schtupped** **by Angela’s husband, which is what got both him and Karen killed.

Angela is told about Mike being an agent and is forced to take a trip with Tony, barely avoiding the jealous wife Connie, and a brazen hotel shootout ensues. Everything is tied up with a bow at the end, with both Tony and Angela getting what they deserve.

This film sat on the railroad tracks for me, where one side was comedy and the other was drama. As I walked along the tracks while watching the film I wanted to jump off on the comedy side, but kept getting pushed over onto the drama like a drunken sailor, listing and eventually falling.

Michelle Pfeiffer was good in the role, earning award nominations, Dean Stockwell, did too. Matthew Modine - okay folks, you may love this guy, but he exemplifies white-bread boring as fuck to me. I think I need to see him in Vision Quest because I think he was good in that. Love him if you love him.

Zedd was not fond of the film either, though he started at 50, just like every time. He said he was not excited to watch it but I had hope I’d enjoy it. I am pretty sure that I saw it when it first came out but remembered little, if anything.

Jonathan Demme was also seriously scarred, obviously, as he went straight from this to Silence of the Lambs.

As we conclude this Saturday Morning Matinee with another Criterion Channel watch, let’s just say I am grateful we streamed this one and did not do a blind-buy.

I’m not married to it, not even going on a second date. Movie On!

u/MrsLadyZedd — 1 day ago
▲ 235 r/Cakes

Key Lime Cake for my Husband’s Birthday

It’s my husband’s birthday and when I asked what kind of cake he wanted he said something with lime! So here is the cake!

The recipe is from Sugar Spun Run and includes homemade lime curd and stabilized whipped cream on top.

Key Lime Cake

u/MrsLadyZedd — 2 days ago

Key Lime Cake for my Husband’s Birthday

It’s my husband’s birthday and when I asked what kind of cake he wanted he said something with lime! So here is the cake!

The recipe is from Sugar Spun Run and includes homemade lime curd and stabilized whipped cream on top.

Key Lime Cake

u/MrsLadyZedd — 2 days ago
▲ 991 r/Baking

Key Lime Cake for my Husband’s Birthday

It’s my husband’s birthday and when I asked what kind of cake he wanted he said something with lime! So here is the cake!

The recipe is from Sugar Spun Run and includes homemade lime curd and stabilized whipped cream on top.

Key Lime Cake

u/MrsLadyZedd — 2 days ago

More Than a Secretary (1936)

2026-251 / MLZ MAP: 80.76 / Zedd MAP: 77.47 / Score Gap: 3.29

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Country of Origin: United States

CC Summary: Fresh from her star-making turn in THE WHOLE TOWN’S TALKING, screwball virtuoso Jean Arthur further honed her comic mettle and Depression-era Cinderella persona with this breezy romance. She stars as the spinsterish instructor at a secretarial school who, besotted with the vegetarian health-nut editor of a fitness magazine (George Brent), takes advantage of a misunderstanding to become his assistant. But she’ll face stiff competition for his attention in the form of one of her own students (Dorothea Kent).

Starring Jean Arthur, George Brent and Ruth Donnelly.

Our Criterion Channel Saturday Matinee brought out another classic “Workplace Romance,” this one with Jean Arthur in a better role than The Whole Town’s Talking, which we viewed a couple of weeks ago.

This film started with a rather novel location - a secretarial school! Did you youngsters know that there used to be vocational schools for secretaries? Now they go through four years of college and come out with significantly less actual usefulness than they did in 1936.

These gals were probably husband shopping as much as college girls are these days. But Carol Baldwin (Jean Arthur) and Helen Davis (Ruth Donnelly) are just disgusted when their secretarial students are poorly skilled at the work but exceptional at husband hunting!

However, one of their clients, Mr. Gilbert (George Brent), the editor of Body and Brain magazine, just can’t help but firing every secretary they send his way. Carol decides to check it out herself and gets bamboozled into accidentally taking the job herself! Hijinks ensue and Carol proves herself indispensable in more ways than one!

Jean Arthur is really good in this film, and she and George Brent have great chemistry. I am pretty sure, though, that our breakout star is our grumbling assistant Ernest, played with skill by Lionel Stander, who was a founding member of the Screen Actors’ Guild and if you have some time, this guy’s history deserves a read! Zedd and I both smiled when we realized he was on Hart to Hart, but this guy was just such an amazing actor and personality!

This film goes on the “to be purchased” list for sure! It was cute, sweet, and fun!

Saturday Morning Criterion Channel Movie On!

u/MrsLadyZedd — 8 days ago

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec (2010)

2026-249 / MLZ MAP: 93.61 / Zedd MAP: 86.03 / Score Gap: 7.58

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Country of Origin: France

IMDb Summary: An adventure set in the early part of the 20th century and focused on a popular novelist and her dealings with would-be suitors, the cops, monsters, and other distractions.

Starring Louise Bourgoin, Mathieu Amalric, Gilles Lellouche, and Jean-Paul Rouve.

Some films in our collection just bring me joy. This is one of them.

It is not, quite frankly, to be taken seriously. The stories originated from the comics of artist Jacques Tardi and were printed from 1976 to the present day. This, quite conveniently, allows the story to flow with little need for limitations. How wonderful is that?

The film takes Adèle from Egypt to Paris in the company of a mummy, which she hopes to bring back to life in order to cure her twin sister, who suffered a horrible accident five years before.

This, along with some magic, a bit of science, a pterosaur, a bumbling police inspector, a big game hunter, and a handsome researcher, ends up being quite an adventure. It also ends up being quite successful, and in the end we see Adèle heading out on a vacation on the RMS Titanic?

The CGI was in its early stages, but we take this as it is. It was good for its time. Our protagonist Adèle, played by the beautiful Louise Bourgoin, (seriously, she’s so pretty it hurts a little) utilizes many different disguises and personas to get everything she needs to save her sister and she just refuses to give up on what seems to be an unwinnable situation.

This is a film much better watched in French with English subtitles, but we’ve watched it both ways and still enjoyed the experience of the English voice track. You can just tell you are missing something, though.

This film is fun, adventure, and joy. How much more Movie On can you get?

u/MrsLadyZedd — 8 days ago
▲ 22 r/dessert

Lemon Poppy Seed Bars

I made these yummy bars last night for today’ Father’s Day Dessert. They were very easy - I did use jarred lemon curd.

u/MrsLadyZedd — 14 days ago
▲ 167 r/dessert

Sally’s Strawberries & Champagne Chiffon Cake

This is my dessert for my 51st BD today!

u/MrsLadyZedd — 30 days ago
▲ 154 r/Cakes

Sally’s Strawberries & Champagne Chiffon Cake

I turned 51 today and made Sally’s Strawberries & Champagne Chiffon Cake!

u/MrsLadyZedd — 30 days ago

Strawberries & Champagne Chiffon Cake

I turned 51 today and made Sally’s Strawberries & Champagne Chiffon Cake!

u/MrsLadyZedd — 30 days ago