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Best Billy Joel song for castration?

I’m getting chemically castrated tomorrow (it’s a religious thing) and I thought it’d be cool to have Billy playing in the background, thoughts? I was thinking Don’t Ask Me Why

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u/NationalMammal — 1 day ago
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What are your xeno dreams like?

My last couple xeno dreams have been pretty similar.

I’m in some military ship/base, moving around trying to not get noticed by the xenos. The dreams have all been kinda video game-y in that I’m aware of the xenos’ presence before I get to a specific area. Almost like I’m replaying a game level I failed before and am trying a new strategy.

One dream I remember in particular, I make it outside of the base during like a (red) dust storm with xenos around. I know there are like breaks in the storm where there are times where it’s (relatively) safe to move and times when I have to be hidden, so I need to time my movements.

What are your dreams like?

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u/NationalMammal — 7 days ago
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My girlfriend's kid wont fking go to sleep. We never have alone time. It's been 4 years without signs of improvement and she doesn't cook either. MRE at 2am

Every night it's crying and screaming for hours and she has to sleep next to her daughter so I'm always sleeping alone. I pay all our bills.

u/NationalMammal — 9 days ago