u/NationalParks4life

The janitor party officially requests that the president make an executive order allowing legislators to sit when signing documents.

How do I write legislation?

The janitors of the DOR are requesting a piece by piece constitution.

We are asking legislators of this current session to create a SMALL roadmap to a constitution. One that is barebones and can be adjusted easily.

Let's clean up the DOR and make it shinier than ever!

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Today, I, your fave UNC parks, realized that these guys and their hats are quite nice. While I think he's strange, I think he's president material.

Vote for him!

When can I write legislation?

Tonight's smackdown goes quick or goes miserably long. Depends on the entrances, I guess!

Match Card:

CM Punk and Kevin Owens "Why Sammy Why?" Promos

Cody promos

Green and Stratton v. Irresistible Forces

Paige v. Jacy Jayne

Paxley v Michin

Sandy, and myself were strolling. As soon as we were leaving the office, Sandy turns to me and says "Kyle actually made the poster about the DOR coming back so you'd leave." As we turn around, I realize it was a ruse. Kyle was still in the rose garden and he had locked the door.

This has now turned into a game... dare I say, "a war game."

Friends,

I know the poll says a 5 or 10 person legislature. I would highly advise we start slow and work forward from there. The biggest problem the DOR had was too many legislators meant a lot more insider deals and secrets.

Start with 5 we can always move to 10 or 15 with slow, cautious expansion.

Hello!

The legislature is a hard, honest job. Unless you support insider trading. Then it is not so honest.

Elect Parks, protector of the DOR.

Sandy and Kyle tell me we have to leave in September because people are moving back to DORIA?

Well shoot.

I guess vote Old Man Parks for legislature!

We've invested in creating a brighter education for Kyle. He will learn how to use the fax and computer today.

Please be patient as he learns

Sandy has decided to come out of retirement and we have two legislators now. It's okay because I realize the more the merrier!

Tonight's Smackdown is more like "Spill the Tea-Down", where we'll talk a lot and complain a lot more.

Match Card Tonight:

• Kevin Owens and CM Punk Promos
• Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton Promos
• Tiffany Stratton (c) v. Jacy Jane (Women's US Title)
• Carmelo Hayes v. Baron Corbin (c) (Men's US Title)
• Priest & Truth (c) v. MFT v. Viking Raiders (Tag Titles)

Today Kyle and I collaborated to ban all Silly Hat Parties from the rose garden. We are authorizing deadly force if they attempt to approach the garden.

Me and Kyle don't shake hands cause he's ugly.

Kyle is requesting that we create a law that adds term lengths to seven years.

I have vetoed it, and it goes back to Kyle.

Kyle is our new legislator... please welcome kyle..

>!AW WHAT THE FRIG? THIS GUY REALLY?!<

Please help! If we have no one by 7 PM central, I'll have to elect Kyle.

Please someone.

Listen,

If there's any DORIANs out there who would like to move to the rose garden to run for office, I would be helpful. Technically, in the parkstitution, Kyle would win and be the vote getter, but I'm hoping for a runoff. Kyle is also an illiterate bum. So he won't know his rights were violated.

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