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We've invested in creating a brighter education for Kyle. He will learn how to use the fax and computer today.

Please be patient as he learns

Sandy has decided to come out of retirement and we have two legislators now. It's okay because I realize the more the merrier!

Tonight's Smackdown is more like "Spill the Tea-Down", where we'll talk a lot and complain a lot more.

Match Card Tonight:

• Kevin Owens and CM Punk Promos
• Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton Promos
• Tiffany Stratton (c) v. Jacy Jane (Women's US Title)
• Carmelo Hayes v. Baron Corbin (c) (Men's US Title)
• Priest & Truth (c) v. MFT v. Viking Raiders (Tag Titles)

Today Kyle and I collaborated to ban all Silly Hat Parties from the rose garden. We are authorizing deadly force if they attempt to approach the garden.

Me and Kyle don't shake hands cause he's ugly.

Kyle is requesting that we create a law that adds term lengths to seven years.

I have vetoed it, and it goes back to Kyle.

Kyle is our new legislator... please welcome kyle..

>!AW WHAT THE FRIG? THIS GUY REALLY?!<

Please help! If we have no one by 7 PM central, I'll have to elect Kyle.

Please someone.

Listen,

If there's any DORIANs out there who would like to move to the rose garden to run for office, I would be helpful. Technically, in the parkstitution, Kyle would win and be the vote getter, but I'm hoping for a runoff. Kyle is also an illiterate bum. So he won't know his rights were violated.

Sign up here if you want in!

In a more shocking twist, Sandy decides to announce that, "I have too much work to do. I don't know why I ran for office. I'm dropping out and will hand my seat to Kyle."

Why is she like every kid in the DOR who won office?

The Rose Garden now has three. With legislature sign ups, we currently have Sandy. We weren't going to sign up Kyle but he asked for the legal document. It's now Sandy vs Kyle for legislature.

So here we go again.

So as Sandy and I were publishing the Parkstitution, Kyle, a very unlikable citizen, found our Rose Garden. He decided to tell us that he kinda joined the POVC when they were around, but that he wasn't that much "POVC"

Ugh. But Kyle is now a voting citizen. So welcome.. Kyle.

That's right guys, gals, and non-binary pals:

Me and sandy have voted aye for implementing the parkstitution. And we will be implementing it.

As I read it aloud, I see "the Manhattan Vote" where if called will immediately reset the game to the beginning and boot everyone out of office. I began to reminisce of people that all said "if you can reset the game, that's so dumb."

And I laugh, because all of this could have been fixed with a manhattan (drink or policy). It will be posted this evening for all to catch up. If you choose to live within the Rose Garden. All are welcome.

Hi!

I have sixteen thousand creddits. Can someone let me know who I Venmo request for a refund?

TIA,

NP4L

• World Heavyweight Championship: Roman Reigns (c) vs. Seth Rollins
• Interim WWE Women's Championship Ladder Match: Charlotte Flair vs. Jade Cargill vs. Chelsea Green vs. Tiffany Stratton vs. Lash Legend (Everyone's invited except Giulia match)
• Undisputed WWE Championship No. 1 Contender's Match: Finn Bálor vs. Sami Zayn
• United States Championship: Trick Williams (c) vs. Baron Corbin
• Intercontinental Championship: Penta (c) vs. Chad Gable
• Danhausen vs. Dominik Mysterio (Money on a pole)

The event begins at 6 PM Eastern (New York). You can watch on Netflix for our international fans, ESPN app, or if your Disney+ has a bundle with ESPN, you can watch there!

Some would say that you only need one night for these things, BUT Netflix & WWE disagree! Here's your card for night 2.

• World Heavyweight Championship: Roman Reigns (c) vs. Seth Rollins
• Interim WWE Women's Championship Ladder Match: Charlotte Flair vs. Jade Cargill vs. Chelsea Green vs. Tiffany Stratton vs. Lash Legend (Everyone's invited except Giulia match)
• Undisputed WWE Championship No. 1 Contender's Match: Finn Bálor vs. Sami Zayn
• United States Championship: Trick Williams (c) vs. Baron Corbin
• Intercontinental Championship: Penta (c) vs. Chad Gable
• Danhausen vs. Dominik Mysterio (Money on a pole)

The event begins at 6 PM Eastern (New York). You can watch on Netflix for our international fans, ESPN app, or if your Disney+ has a bundle with ESPN, you can watch there!

Totalgym

I just bought this product and found there is no community around it anymore. I would like to revitalize it.

Thanks!

Tonight is a big night in Summer-Slamming. Live from Minneapolis, it's Summer Slam. Have you been slammed enough?

• Undisputed WWE Championship: CM Punk (c) vs. Cody Rhodes
• Women's World Championship: Liv Morgan (c) vs. Iyo Sky
• Hell in a Cell: Oba Femi vs. Brock Lesnar
• Gunther vs. Nick Aldis
• The Usos, Jacob Fatu vs. Royce Keys, LA Knight, Solo Sikoa — Six-man tag-team match
• Fatal Influence (Jacy Jayne, Fallon Henley, and Lainey Reid) vs. The Bellas, Paige — Six-woman tag-team match

This will be streaming 6 PM Eastern (New York) on Netflix (internationally, *ahem, VPN, ahem*) or through ESPN.

When the show begins, we will close the preview to have the live review and spoilers of the event.