u/Navra_Realms

AAAAAAAA!!!! HOLY FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE DESIGNERS!!! ... AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY SOMEONE MADE THIS SERIOUSLY!!!! I'M HERE, ACTUALLY THINKING THAT OLD GEN DEVILJHO WAS SURELY A MUTATED FUCKING VIRUS THAT ESCAPED FROM SOMEWHERE AND GOT INTO THE DAMN GAME SOMEHOW. I FUCKING CAN'T WITH MONSTERS LIKE THIS MAN... LIKE FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! CAN HE BACK THE FUCK UP FOR 1 SECOND!?!?!?, YES, WE SEE YOUR FUCKING CHIN MAN, IT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD YES, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT IT FUCKING RIGHT UP IN MY FACE TO TRIP MY ASS OVER!!! I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IN YOUR CHIN MAN!!!! PLEASE. I BEG. SAME WITH URAAGAN, THEY JUST FUCKING WALK INTO YOU ALL EAGER AND SHIT TO SHOW OFF THEIR FUCKING ROCK HARD CHIN LIKE IT'S A FUCKING GOLDEN, PICKLED TREASURE. I'LL MAKE A FUCKING HAT OUT OF THAT FUCKING THING MATE. ALL THESE MYTHS OF DEVILJHO EATING IT'S FUCKING TAIL, MAYBE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A FEATURE, SO I DON'T FUCKING HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT, I GUARANTEE THAT IF YOU DREW A FUCKING PATH OF WHERE THE TAIL AND HEAD OF THAT FUCKING THING MOVES WHEN DEVIJHO FUCKING FREAKS OUT LIKE A FUCKING MANIAN, IT'D LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HAZE OF DEVIL JHO AIDS DRIVING ME INSANE "GET THE FUCK OUT THE FUCKING WAY" BACK TO CAMP AGAIN YOU GO BITCH. I FUCKING DODGE THROUGH AN ATTACK, I GOT THE TAIL SLAPPING MY ASS OUT FOR THE MISTAKE OF PLAYING THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME!!!! SAVAGE BLOWS EVEN MORE, HOW THE FUCK CAN I SEE THROUGH A HAZE OF FUCKING SMOKE COVERING IT'S FUCKING FACE LIKE A SMOKER, GOD DAMN FUCKING SHROUDED AHH MOTHERFUCKING BIG ASS CHIN, CAN'T SEE SHIT GAAAHD TO I-FRAME DODGE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING KUT KU WITH IT'S FUCKING HEAD CUT OFF TO GET HIT ANYWAY, OMNIDIRECTIONAL TYPE MONSTER HITBOX. OH NAAHH BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE BEFORE IT BITES YOUR FUCKING ASS MAN, PIECE OF SHIT DEVILJHO PICKLE SHIT I CAN'T BE FUCKING BOTHERED. FUCKING POST HYPER DEVILJHO AGAIN MAAAAAN, FUCKING POST IT. DON'T WORRY, I DON'T NEED A HEALTHBAR, WHAT THE FUCK. GAME DESIGNER LOST THE SHIT!!!. AAAAAAAA!!!!!!! AAAAAA!!!!!!!!

mhm... nothing rots the rot more than fucking rust. like, what's even the FUCKING point in playing a game if rust just returns fast as fuck. it's like a festering fucking disease. it gets in your fucking membrane and converts any skills you have been practicing or learning, even days or hours ago into what can only be described as a worm infested bowl of shits. any game. every game. rust. rust. rust. oops. one hit, and my hunter is shit kicked from the lobby of life, dying over and over, and oh, there it is, i let the whole fucking team down BY GETTING HIT ONCE to mistimed BULLSHIT or just bullshit through and through AND WATCHING MY HEALTHBAR EVAPORATE. AGAIN. nice. fucking rusty, trash lack of skill, ohhhh skill issue, skill issue, skill fucking rotting away.. oh, look there it goes, smile and wave. the undending tsunami of eternal despair continues ever onward i guess. hopefully it ceases before the sun expands and engulfs the entire planet? or maybe the heat death of the universe occurs. no. no i think not. rust is eternal. and so is the rot it causes for me. AAAAAA CURSE YOU ETERNAL RUSTALATOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the rust be crazy. the rust is real. the rust is eternal. rust rust rust. ruuuuust.

yeah... this is what i get for neglecting my training i guess :I , even if very briefly by playing Wilds... and allowing myself to become rusty.. yet again.

getting completely and utterly annihilated by a series of simple attacks that i have probably dodged or avoided a trillion times before... classic...

it sometimes makes me wonder if i ever really truly learned anything at all, or maybe this is just monster hunter purgatory.....or... maybe it was because i was half asleep while playing... but i still fainted in such a dumb way... and honestly, that burns me more than any hell or wyvern fire ever could, and just fills me with a stronger desire to train harder :)

kinda tilting but eh.... more training i guess which is fun so... it's not all bad.

damn it...

Capcom PLEASE STOP ADDING THESE FUCKING BULLSHIT STUN MECHANICS TO YOUR GAMES. IT'S MAKING THEM AIDS. AAAA

Stun is the dumbest fucking idea ever. Oh you got unlucky? Let's just give the fucking monster a free hit, you know to finish you off fuck it, It's so stupid, why even stop there, how about they just make it so that if you get unlucky and get rolled the fucking console fucking takes off like a rocket and flies back to the store so you fucking rebuy it? Ain't no way someone actually thought that was a good idea. Why is it always Capcom who adds this type of shit. Was it good in street fighter either?? Remember that? Fuck to the no it wasn't. It was total bullshit then too. It just gave the fucking opponent a fucking free hit, what a fucking piece of shit. What fucking sense does that make. Fucking developers are fucking trolling again, i can't take this shit anymore. Was this fucking idea made in a toilet? Because it is total fucking bullshit. Who the fuck was it, who let them cook.

LIKE HOLY SWEET JESUS. EX REDHELM ARZUROS' HUNT IS LITERALLY A FUCKING FEAR SIMULATOR WHICH CONSISTS OF YOU AND YOUR WHOLE TEAM FUCKING RUNNING AROUND SCARED SHITLESS FOR LIKE FUCKING 10 MINUTES, HOPING TO CHRIST THAT IT DOESN'T TURN IT'S FUCKING BIG ARSE AROUND TO LOCK DIRECTLY ONTO YOU OR WHOEVER WAS UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO BE PLAYING THE GAME AT THAT TIME AND HUNT THEM DOWN LIKE A FUCKING HEAT SEEKING MISSILE, LOOKING TO TEAR THEIR FUCKING FACE OFF IN LIKE 1 HIT. FUCK.

AIN'T NO WAY THEY MADE THIS FUCKER HIT SO HARD, JUST EX ARZUROS BUMPING INTO ME SLIGHTLY FUCKING TAKES NINE TENTHS OF MY FUCKING HP BAR. RUNS FAST AS FUCK TOO. DID IT FIND MY DASH JUICE STASH? NO IT DIDN'T, BECAUSE ALL THE FUCKING DASH JUICE IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T RESULT IN SOMETHING SO DIABOLICAL. LIKE I'M TRYING TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME, AND I'M TRYING NOT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND SHIT MYSELF SCARED TO FUCK WHO IT'S GONNA TARGET BECAUSE ARZUROS COULD JUST FUCKING TURN AROUND AT ANY MOMENT TO REDUCE ME TO A FINE PASTE OR SMEAR ON THE GROUND. DOUBLEY SO IF HE FUCKING STARTS RUNNING AT DOUBLE THE FUCKING SPEED LIKE A GOD DAMN NUTCASE WITH A BURNING HATRED OF HUMANITY ON PAR WITH FATALIS.... ok... maybe it's not THAT bad.

Not really much else to say. Astalos just kicks so much ass, literally. Plain and simple.

I know it was in Rise too, but man i swear on both the Argent Comet and the Sapphire Star, Astalos in my opinion has to be and have one of the most disgustingly amazing visual and combat designs to EVER exist in this entire franchise. And that's not even getting to Boltreaver which better make it into the god damn Wilds expansion CAPCOM.... :I first time i fought that thing it took me 60 TRIES but that just meant i got to enjoy fighting even more Boltreaver!

AND OH MY GOD THE WEAPONS! THESE HAVE TO SERIOUSLY BE LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE HAMMER, GS AND BOW DESIGNS EVER.. THE HAMMER BY ITSELF? HOLY FUCK, THE DESIGNERS MUST HAVE BEEN ON MEGA DASH JUICE OR SOMETHING FOR SURE, CAPCOM MUST HAVE WENT TO THEM AND ASKED THEM TO DESIGN THE HAMMER, ONLY TO HAVE BEEN MET WITH A DEVIOUS GRIN TELLING THEM "OH YEAH, WE GOTCHY", AND THE SECOND THEY PUT THE DAMN PENCIL TIP TO THE PAPER, FIRE AND ELECTRICITY PROBABLY SURGED OUT OF IT, ENERGY POURING FOURTH, RADIATING OUT LIKE A SHOCKWAVE OF PURE UNFILTERED, PRESSURISED AWESOME!

I just have to hold that thing again in hd man, I already have like 10 of them in my Item Box!!!! . I can't be the only one who thinks that thing looks just that good.

Though weapons aside, even while getting completely scrolled by it's EX variant, Astalos' fight is fun as all hell. Can't wait to see the look on all the villager's faces when it shows up to reign down hell on the forbidden lands, especially since they're used to Doshaguma's and other stuff like that. And of course the look on Erik's face when i make my 28th hammer out of it. Aaaaa

Speaking of MHFU, Oh my god. It's been 4 GENERATIONS!!! Remember Pokke Farm, the Net Gun and the hammer minigame? Remember the Village Chief and those guys who tended the Armory and Forge and said "Yo"! Remember the Pokke Village training school? Remember Goldenfish Brew? Remember those damn arena quests?! And Shen Gaoren? King Shakalaka? Vespoid Queen? Yama Tsukami? And the quest with the small Kut Ku? I remember man. And god damn it those were some good ass times. Can't wait to slam Lao again in the Ascendance expansion. And if Lao's returning... you know what else is probably returning too... my arrows are ready. Are you?

Like i think i know why they did it, but it's still dumb. I'm willing to bet that it's the reason it seems like barely anyone ever uses it anymore. Akuma is cool, i used to use him alot in Third Strike and USF4, i love Street Fighter. But... please, Capcom, let me 1v1 a Monster as my own hunter. Please? Damn. Not a bad little addition to the game... but man... holy fuck, is it lame that we can't just be ourselves trained by Akuma or something. (video unrelated just some dumb shit to look at)

"Ohh shit, get outta there Mars!!"
We're all in this together, take good care of your teammates :)

"ohh... you are trying to discombobulate me? hm..? fool, didn't you know?... you cannot discombobulate a discombobulator... nor one that was never even combobulated in the first place..." :)

deth :) :) :)

He didn't want to talk. :I

Capcom: "We have a new weapon that we'd like you to make some new animations for, it's named the Inse-"

Capcom Animators: -"Make it awesome? We got you.." ✍️🗿🔥🔥🔥

Oh god.... Have i..... really not used one seriously since 4 Ultimate...? :I :I :I
I am overwhelmed by the crushing weight of it's awesomeness... i must purchase 5 more immediately. The ground is overrated anyway.... Aaaaa

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Though… i must wonder, how the hell... is rust.
stil the.
bane.
of.
my.
hunting.
existence.

:)

HOLY. FUCK. I CAN'T.... I SWEAR TO CHRIST.....

OLD GEN GUILD HUNTERS AFTER GETTING ROLLED: "GET THE FUCK BACK UP, READY TO SLAM?" FOLLOWED BY A 'PICKS THEMSELF UP LIKE A BADASS' READY TO BREAK SOME SHIT.

WILDS GUILD HUNTERS AFTER GETTING ROLLED: STUMBLE AROUND FOR 2 LONG ASS SECONDS LIKE A DUMBASS IN SOME FUCKING STUPID, CONFUSING HARD TO DISCERN ASS ANIMATION THAT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE FUCKING DRUNK, JUST TO GET OBLITERATED BY AN ATTACK THEY COULDN'T SEE BECAUSE A CLOUD OF DEVIOUS PARTICLE FUCKED THE SCREEN UP AND TAKES THE PISS, OBSCURING THE MONSTER, PLUS LIGHTNING, PLUS AOE'S, PLUS FUCKING 4 PLAYERS ALL CLUSTERED AROUND THE HEAD. PLUS FUCKING TURF WARS!! PLUS WYVERIA FUCKING BLENDING IN!!! PLUS PLUS PLUS KISSSS MYYY AAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!! IT'S A FUCKING MAAAAAAAAADHOUSE. IT'S A MADHOUSE.!!!!1 AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Fucking disgusting roar sounds like a fucking foghorn .mp3 or someone blowing into a fucking seashell or some bulllshit. Dogshit.

Fight looks like a cloud of fog and particles. I don't remember in any Monster Hunter game this type of shit ever once bieng an issue. Mhm. Dogshit. 👍

Why the fuck did this fight need to take place in Wyveria and not the Arena? Oh, because it's supposed to make it more iconic? That the monster just blends into the fucking pale wylk grey environment? Kiss my ass then. Dogshit. 👍

How can we make this game look more realistic. Oh, i know. Let's make it look like total shit 2/3 of the time. Just like real life. Dogshit. 👍

I'm all for uniqueness in these games. I am. I think that Hunter Arts and styles FUCKED, same with Switch Skills, Underwater combat? Fuck yeah why the hell not. But there is only so much that you can let someone cook before it gets burnt and fucking burns the entire fucking kitchen down.

Who let them cook, who the fuck looked at this and said "oh my god, yes, time to release this PLAGUE into the world", seriously. Just letting someone cook does not automatically mean what they're creating is gonna be good. Just turning up the heat and throwing in a bunch of ingredients the same. If someone put a bowl of shit into an oven for 20 hours and cooked it, it wouldn't suddenly turn it into a fucking 5 star top level meal that would make the chefs of the world piss and shit eachothers pants. No, all you would end up with is a mishmash bowl of fucking, rotting, festering, molded, pinworm infested charred shits on a plate. And that is what AT Arkeveld is. A bowl of a shits on a plate. Guys, i seriously can't be asked. I can't fight this fuckface anymore. I fucking curse the game designers for shitting this atrocity of a fight into this game alongside fuckign 10 star Gog. I fucking curse the miners of the metals that go into my ps5 for helping in the creation of a game system that runs this piece of shit fucking game. I curse the ancient trees from millions of years ago that would eventually become the fucking plastic in my FUCKING controller. I curse the primordial Mega Daemons of the Eldritch Altriateric Tower for warring against the Scrollkeepers of the Astral Plane, driving their scythes together through each of it's 5 faces, exploding the 7 universes into existence that would eventually lead to the creation of this fucking piece of shit. God. Arch Tempered Fuckveld blows a million cocks.

Aaaaaaa!!

Who in the fuck... at Capcom cooked. Who the fuck let them cook. Wyveria fucking sucks alright i said it. I hate fucking fighting here. It looks cool, yeah... but ehhhhhh.... the looks aren't enough to carry it. It seems so easy... if you're gonna fucking paint the entire fucking map with the same or similar shades of the same Wylk grey and white combo, and fill the fucking map with monsters that are the same...

Why... the FUCK would these fucking designers fill it with bushes that just blend in and obscure you randomly, popping up lights hermitaurs... the FUCK in.... motherfucka? Whyveria the fuck... would you... actually... fucking.... put... a monster... that... Fu...ckin.. freaks out.... and just fucking spins around in the air like a fucking thermonuclear fucking ball of nuetronic fucking BULLLLLLLSSHIT.... and turn into a ..motherfuckin ball of fucking ... pasta bro....

WHY... THE FUCK... DID THEY DESIGN THIS LIKE THIS.. THIS FUCKING PLACE. IS .... FUCKING... IT'S LIKE A FUCKING FUCK.... WHY THE FUCK DID CAPCOM FUCKING MAKE IT LIKE THIS!!!! THERE'S FUCKING PARTICLES AND SHIIIT... ALL IN MY FUCKIN HUNTERS EYES AND SHIT. MAAAAAN CAN'T SEE A MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING THING DAWG.... GOOD DAAYYYAAMM...

WHY... DOES ARKVELDS FUCKING BODY, MAKE THE FUCKING BRUH SOUND EFFECT. WHAT ... YOU ARE BULLSHITTING IF YOU DON'T HEAR IT... EVERY FUCKING TIME I BOOT UP FUCKING WILDS TO FIGHT AT FUCKING ARKVELD, OHHHHH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED.... IT'S LIKE IT PLAYS EVERY FUCKING 10 SECONDS. BRUH. BRUH. BRUH. AIN'T NO WAY... I SWEAR TO CHRIST I HEAR IT WHEN ARKVELD DOES SOMETHING....

THIS GAME DESIGN. MORE PARTICLES MORE PARTICLES. MWA AHAHAHAAA.... THE PARTICLES... THE PARTICLES BLOCKING MY VISON AGAIN.... AAAAAAAA ...A AAAAAAAA.AA

WWAAAAAA.. AAAAAAAAAA!!!!

naahhhhh. I know i'm not the fucking only person who keeps hearing bruh whenever i fight Arkveld, no no no shut up... you hear it too... I AM NOT JOKING. Go play it. Go fight Arkveld right now... and just..... listen. REALLY, really, try to listen....and you WILL hear the it. You will hear the ffffucking "Bruh."

"bruh" "bruh" "bruh" you'll see...

fuck....

Hey! Recently returned to Generations Ultimate from a 6 month long pain filled mega grind to HR 999 over in Monster Hunter Wilds! I picked up a Bow again to see how rusty i was and.. well, the result was nothing short of absolutely nightmarish horrific even... seems rust always hit me right in the aiming, my i-frame timing, monster pattern knowledge slightly, my spins blah blah. So i hit the Forlorn Arena like crazy as i always do to shake rust, to longhaul some hardcore Valstrax training!!! My favourite Monster in the series and my favourite to practice and de-rust against!

Spent almost all of my free time there for quite a while, clipping bits and pieces for fun as i went! :D

As a result, I ended up with a ton of these short clips and decided to just smash them all together to make this long ass compilation of the more interesting parts from these long, rusty ass training sessions i did! It ended up kind of like a big mashup of random stuff like dodge focused training, actual battles and some other stuff too, but i think it turned out all right.

Happy hunting and thanks for watching. The rust was reaaal this time.

(love how i'm saying it WAS like i didn't just play Wilds a moment before i typed this, guaranteed to annihilate my GU muscle memory again :) but i guess i'll just train... again? :) :) :) Just means more training and Valstrax enjoyment! But anyway thanks again for watching this long ass clip compilation! :) Happy hunting, hunter.⭐)

Very good to see. Also..
Yay! We won!!!! :DDDD ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
And that's one happy palico mvp!

What are you're favourite hunter arts?!!
My favourites are Triple Volley 3 and Tactical Retreat!! I fucking love stacking, chaining and setting up my Hunter Arts and combos like Yu Gi Oh cards!!!!! :D Absolute Readiness is POG too for it's instant reload and to move closer to the monster really fast!!