What in the world are these lyrics

Omg, it's so bad. I don't even understand what the song is about, it's supposted to be a deep and political album but this isn't even metaphorical or an analogy it's just complete utter nonsense. Why is there a horse and why are we feeding it macaroni, horses should not eat macaroni, why are we pulling out his teeth I DON'T UNDERSTAND. There ain't no genius annotation that can pin some deep and far fetched double meaning to it. I honestly would like to see a crybaby defend these shitty lyrics because the amount of insanity and parasocialism it would take to call these lyrics "insightful" and "amazing songwriting" would just be hilarious

u/No-Olive9297 — 3 days ago

Melanie Exploitinez

She's like Taylor Swift ngl, makes shitty merch at $100 when we're at the border of a recession. I get that artist merch is usually expensive since they're mass producing them and streaming doesn't pay them well enough but at least Taylor Swift isn't an abuser and her merch isn't nearly as bad as Felonie's AI looking sh-

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u/No-Olive9297 — 4 days ago

What day is most convenient for you to start your period?

Sorry for the super weird question 😅 I just had this random thought and I was curious about what other women's thoughts are on this.

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u/No-Olive9297 — 15 days ago
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Someone explain why the US is South Canada in the Olivia wiki

I'm so confused, I was looking at the tour dates and saw this and I don't understand. Someone explain if there's a reason for this please 😭😭 I'm not very up with the latest news

u/No-Olive9297 — 16 days ago

I hate subs who just post weverse updates/fancams

It annoys me, like why does it have to be the ONLY thing in the sub. There is the weekly discussion thread thing but it's so much more chaotic to scroll down many tiny comments to ask a discussion question about the group

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u/No-Olive9297 — 22 days ago

Melanie is not a good lyricist

Her lyrics are not as deep and profound as her fans make it seem. They are literally surface level "you shouldn't do this because this is bad la di da da" and the metaphorical imagery is literally the equivalent of a 12 year old in their emo phase writing edgy poetry except that's probably an insult to the 12 year olds because I'm sure they could write something better than let's all feed the pony macroni yet her fans will look at you with a straight face and say "she's so smart" like she's literally not.

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u/No-Olive9297 — 26 days ago

I hate how Daniela and Lara represent their cultures

DANIELA:

I apologize for when I wrote that Daniela was only half Latina, that does not make her any less Latina and I'm sorry for saying that. Thank you for the person who brought this to my attention ❤️❤️❤️

When Eyecrusts were staying she would own Hootie Frutti, a song that was inspired by Brazilian music and she is not Brazilian. Yet for a woman who's so proud of her culture, she can't take two seconds to post "Not all South American countries are the same"!?

LARA:

She sexualizes her culture SO much. There is nothing wrong with dressing sexy while still honoring your culture but she's seriously going to start making some ignorant gooners in her fanbase think that all Indian women are to be sexualized and objectified. India is a beautiful and vibrant culture and deserves more than just being reduced to a sexual fetish.

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u/No-Olive9297 — 1 month ago

This has got to be intentional....

The amount of trying to overshadow each other is crazy, there is no way all FOUR of them make a sudden solo comeback less than a month apart accidentally Do they all hate each other that much?

My god, the making of Deadline was probably everyone recorded their solo parts on the opposite corners of L.A

u/No-Olive9297 — 1 month ago

Rosé is a wannabe Olivia Rodrigo

She is literally following Olivia's exact career path except unlike Olivia she's flopping.

Her first album was a pop album largely about a breakup like Olivia's sour (except Sour outdoes Rosie in every aspect) and now her new preview for what I think is a threat of new music sounds like the pop-punk/rock that was Olivia's Guts....

Not saying Olivia owns this type of music or how she did her career but it's just seeming like a cheap knock off to me

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u/No-Olive9297 — 1 month ago

What Olivia song makes you motivated?

Seriously I need help I'm barely making it through a single school day 😭

Back at school and suffering through classes, need a playlist to get me hyped up and skip joyfully into every class, Liv's one of my favourite artists so what are your thoughts?

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u/No-Olive9297 — 1 month ago

Katseye next EP theory: EYEKONIC

Ikk this is cringy but rlly felt like making this lol. I worked TOO hard on this 😭

  1. EYECONIC - about how everyone wants to be like them because they are sooo​ iconic and cxxxy even their haters dream about them

Lyric vibe:

Everything I do, yeah, it's f*king iconic

Shaking a** over beats so supersonic

Me and my girls yeah we're so iconic

We keep it classy​ sipping gin and tonic

My fit, my whip, you know you want it

But you could never be this iconic

  1. Body Tea - pretty much Hootie Frutti (Drink Edition)

Lyric vibe:

Serving body tea on a silver platter

You know you wanna, wanna drink it up

Ginger ale, lemonade,

Sweet and sour everyday

You know you wanna​ drink it up

Stop nursing take it like a shot

Warm you up cause I'm so hot

Serving body tea on a silver platter

You know you wanna, wanna drink it up

  1. Paris B****es - they'll shoot the MV in Paris which will start a controversy because they would be wearing very innapropriate MVs in the city. Basically similar to Eyeconic but with a different aesthetic

Lyric vibe:

City of love so you better love me, me

Oh my god, j'adore, baby say oui oui

Say bonjour to the Paris B****es

Twerking with the Eiffel Tower in the back

Glamor, glitter, class and style

Yeah you know​ we got all that

Paris aura for a Paris B***h

Be like us? Yeah, you wish

Sparkling ice on wrists

Make you say ooh la la

Bébé she's a Paris B***h

  1. For The Girls - basically saying they do what they do onstage NOT for the men but it's actually for the girls. Probably written by Lara. 🤓☝

Lyric Vibe:

Boys are stupid, ruin my vibe

They all want me and I'm like bye bye

Independent don't need a man​

I do twice the s*** they can

No boyfriend, it's just a waste

I can just make out with my group mates

I'm so c**ty, take over the world

Yeah, and it's all for the girls

And​ what's a Katseye album without a ending the relationship song? Hence, the final track:

  1. Over It

Lyric vibe:

I'm so over you

I don't care what you do

If you're with someone new

Cause I'm so over you

You're such a gas lighter, manipulater

I'll warn your new girl and make out with her

I hope it tears you apart

And breaks your egoistical heart

But no I swear

I'm not petty or vengeful at all

Cause I'm so over it

I'm so f***ing over it

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u/No-Olive9297 — 1 month ago

What cover art fits best with it's album?

Personally, I think it's 'girl so in love' the carefree whimsical vibe of her swinging high in the sky perfectly captures the honeymoon phase of a relationship while because she's so high in the sky if she lost her grip she could fall to her death, symbolising the final half of the album

u/No-Olive9297 — 1 month ago

Serena Joy marks a new chapter in Olivia's songwriting

When Serena Joy came out I instantly fell in love with it's songwriting, Olivia has always been such a great songwriter but this felt like a poem by Shakespeare, everything from the imagery, the tone, the half sarcastic half panicked 'everything is just fine' was honestly jaw dropping.

I think it's one of her best songwriting yet and I'm excited to see what else will come from her experimenting and trying new things with her songs!

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u/No-Olive9297 — 1 month ago

Click

I always thought of Jisoo as being the most confident in her Korean identity, she was the one who kept the most Korean lyrics in her solo songs and was the only member that didn't try very hard to look white or Waisan.

I was honestly shocked that Click didn't have a single Korean lyric. I guess considering her 2024 comeback flopped more than the others she was trying to influence on the wannabe American pop princess thinking it would get her more success.

3.5 million in 7 hours is good for a nugu artist but for STIFFSOO?! of FLOPPINK!? Their 101M botscribers are truly proving they never gaf about Jisoo.

Its honestly worse than SaWaDiKa because at least SaWaDiKa was authentic to Lisa's rich privileged narcassitic self and constant need to flex, while Click just felt empty, soulless and hollow

Something I would've expected from Flopsé who's been chasing the next Taylor Swift / O.R image. I'm shocked this was a Jisoo song.

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u/No-Olive9297 — 1 month ago

Do you think BP will ever make another group comeback?

why are we all downvoting this lol 😭😭😭

They're only ​successful because ​floppink made them well known in the industry yet they don't care about the group at all lately. I think if they disbanded blonks would unstan so they're just going to keep going on 3 year long hiatus with the most minimal effort song to keep the fans from starving

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u/No-Olive9297 — 1 month ago
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Trying to be Gyaru but struggle with eyeliner

I really admire Gyaru fashion and think it's so cool especially the eye makeup, I have ceberal palsy which effects my hands a lot so its really hard for me to do the eyeliner since it requires a lot of coordination. Any advice?

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u/No-Olive9297 — 1 month ago
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Jenma's new MV

As a Deaf/Hard of Hearing person, I've always appreciated K-pop for having captions on most of their MVs, even though I know it was probably for the international audience to be able to understand the Korean lyrics it still meant a lot to me and made it much easier for me to fully enjoy music videos from my faves without having to first memorize the lyrics and their placement within the songs to be able to follow along with the video.

I've been disappointed that since the members left YG, they haven't really added captions to their MVs except for maybe one or two. Especially Jennie, Lisa and Rose, which has made it harder for me to watch their MVs, I was happy when Less than a lover had captions, just to be disappointed with FALLEN ANGEL once again.

This has made me really dislike the members, they are not inclusive to EVERYONE in their fanbase. It's not even just Deaf people, it's people who don't speak the language the lyrics of the song are. How are they supposed to understand the MV then? I find it really ignorant. They have a lot of money and I doubt it would be a large inconvenience to get someone from their large teams or to hire someone to make captions for their MVs. It's really showing their privilege and lack of consideration for the Blinks.

I tried asking people to protest on the comments of the MV, but no one was listening to me. Which is why I've come here, please help me protest the new MV. Not for Blinks but for the inclusivity of EVERYONE in music.

Thank you for reading this very long rant, lol. I appreciate everyone who did and if you can help me protest, I'd appreciate you so much more.

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u/No-Olive9297 — 2 months ago