u/No_Bet4340

we've been dating for coming up on a month now, we make frequent raunchy jokes on a groupchat, and then carrying that mentality over, I texted her on private (ain't gonna be specific) and then I realized what I had just done, so I sit my ass on the chair, staring at my phone, heart in my throat. seconds pass. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8, nothing, 9 10 11 12 13 14 15, nothing, 30, 40 seconds pass, then a minute passes. And she responds, something like

"really? 'smirk emoji' (you know the one)

that was perhaps the most fucking nerve racking minute of my entire life.

I've had needles in my gum as a 7 year old and I was less scared, I went into surgery (nothing major) at like 10 years old, and I was not scared at all. I had less worries about whether or not I would get into college with my abysmal fucking GCSE grades.

Yet somehow, coming up on 18, this is the thing that put my heart and balls in my fucking throat.

I write this paragraph moments after, heart pounding in my chest, that was the most stress inducing moment of my life, I don't even know how to feel right now. Holy shit.

If they allow pc players to mod them in, just add them as a base feature for killers ranged killers like huntress and Trickster, is it that much to ask?

Like just put a fucking dot where my projectiles are gonna go

Seriously, you fucking suck bro. Touch less grass or get off the game

And it's normally just your parents, especially mothers, this is like their bread and butter of

"I've had a shit day, time to ruin yours"

For no fucking reason. They'll storm into your room, your only fucking private space and tear you apart for something that was either an accident, or not even your fucking fault in the first place.

Was this rant triggered by something that just happened? YES. Are there other examples? YES

Seriously, if your in a shit mood, go to your room and sort yourself out you fucking adult baby, don't spread your misery for no fucking reason you selfish prat.

(This is all over some minor chipping in the wall paint btw, acting as if telling me "This paint takes awhile to cure compared to other paints" will do anything to make me more careful considering I have no fucking frame of reference for how long fucking paint takes to cure, when you say a 'long time to cure' I think of a week, not a whole fucking month. And I would fucking happily learn how to patch it myself so it's not down to my Dad. Seriously mum, I love you to bits, but if you're in one of these moods, you can go fuck yourself if you make it my problem)

They have a property that denies the ability to pop revenge, this sucks in any case, but especially in the case of arakure cause she has crazy gank and anti gank potential

What the fuck is going on? Assumably it's all hormones, and I am kind of reaching the end of puberty - 17M.

I've found in these few days that I don't get as angry when playing games that are genuine ragebait, I also dont feel as somber listening to music that makes me upset, however I also don't generally get the same enjoyment out of things that usually make me pretty happy - cuddling, gaming, yada yada. and its really bothering me, I feel like a robot, like not upset, but I acknowledge that theres a change and it's causing distress

No, I don't mean dont gank, obviously if your teammates struggling you can help. But if its like a nuxia or someone who relies on bashes, let them duel! or at the very least, dont try to take over as the primary fucking attacker, sit back, punish on parries, gb's or obvious situations where you can get a hit in WITH your teammate in a non disruptive way.
Examples of this include but are not limited to; Hitokiri's rei sweep, Highlanders throw, a wall splat, tiandi's big kick, a full charge cent punch.

seriously, less is more people!

Fucking seriously, all we get is reused ideas from the fucking Christmas event, are we that fucking lazy BHVR? You can't come up for an event idea that isn't throwing a ball of various substances to slow the survivors down? Absolutely pathetic, so much for 'game designers'

IDC if he's on my team or the opponents, if I see this angry bird eyebrowed twat in my server, I'm just leaving the game.

If you want to turn your brain off and just spam buttons, go play like SpaceMarine 2 or some shit

How in the fuck does this guy suck in all aspects of the game?

He feels shit to fight, he feels shit to play, and he feels shit to have as a teammate.

Fighting him, his hyper armor feels bullshit 80% of the time, the second he's at full souls it is the most stressful fucking feeling in a 1v1.

Playing as him, having full souls is the most stressful fucking feeling when in a team game mode, you want to use your gimmick, here comes your retarded Raider teammate, HE'S SLITHERIN, WATCH OUT WATCH OUT, OHHH, all your souls, gone. Oh, you're fighting a two on one? you're never getting those souls, and even if you do, you won't be able to use the nuke.

Having him as a teammate? Basically, fuck you, you have to wait for all his bullshit, if you're the one that the enemy is targeting and he's supposed to be babysitting, or waiting for a free heavy opening, guess who's retard ass is gonna spamming guard break, getting denied and feeding revenge? He's got two hands and 7 weapons. Not to mention he's gonna be slapping you around with his wide ass heavy attacks (that do zero damage anyway, and just feed even more revenge pointlessly)

Dude needs a rework desperately.

Thats all, only example I can think of rn is gladiators side bash, im tired.

Give opinions pls

I have realised this is vague as shit. lemme rephrase (IDK how to edit the title, it wont let me)

Certain bashes should no allow for a guaranteed follow up hit, whether that be a light or a heavy.

Fucking teammates dont know how to cap a point, leave a fight, gank properly, clear the minion lane or use their feats, you fucks just throw yourselves, one by one, into the same fight you've lost 8 times over. When are you gonna turn your fucking brains on?

Why is his bash genuinely the fastest fucking thing in this game?? Like, shit just comes out, blink and you'll miss it

SERIOUSLY??!??!?! WE'RE JUST TELEPORTING BACK TO THE GROUND?? DENYING LAWS OF GRAVITY, ACCELERATION, JUST BECAUSE A GOOFY MF PRESSED CIRCLE??? ARE YOU FUCKING ME?

WHILE I'M ANGRY, THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH ARAMUSHA HATERS, THAT MF IS STUPID

DON'T GANK, DON'T FEED REVENGE, LEAVE ME TO MY FIGHT AND TAKE THE GUY WHO YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE ON THE FUCKING RADAR RUNNING AT US LIKE THE ADAM WARLOCK FLYING THROUGH SPACE SCENE, SO I CAN WIN MY FIGHT, GET MY EXECUTION AND HEAL UP, READY TO BABY SIT YOU INCASE YOU START TO LOSE, YOU PISSING, SHITTING, SMEGMA COVERED, SWAMP ASS, FAT FUCKING BASTARDISED RETARD