u/No_Dot_9338

potential hot take! i hate fart humour and keefes humour it's really immature.

have one lettuce, one fly pot and two ride.

i have:

r dire stag, fr frost fury, 3x endagnered egg (can buy heaps more), f golden ladybug, golden uni, hawk, r octo, nr peacock, n purrowl, reg purrowl x3, queen bee, nfr robo, royal egg x1 (can buy more), n sea turtle, nfr winged horse, n ferret, n corgi, n hummingbird, r lamb, fly pot, ride pot x2, mr castle hermit crab, r happy duckling, retired eggs (can buy as many as you want)

randoms im lf are mongoose, merhorse, wolpertinger, dimension drifter, candy cane snail, gingerbread mouse, halloween white skeleton dog, hydra, ornate horned frog, salamander, sloth, trapdoor snail, tarantula, banded palm civet, black marlin, tasmanian tiger, classic teapot, bluebottle fly, ermine, dilophosaurus, dingo, mistletroll, flying fish, sea skeleton panda, woolly mammoth, praying mantis, brown springer spaniel, happy duckling. especially looking for spaniel!

im so sick of my megas dropping. my inventory used to be worth so much more but now it's worth fucking nothing. my frostbite cub for example? USED TO BE 19. and is liked as fuck. now it's worth goddamn 11. I FUCKING HATE ELVE! i shouldnt ahve to worry about my pets "dropping" and not being able to get other shit and losing out as they manipulate tf out of values

wondering cuz im pretty sure i have some on the bottom half of my hair (the top is straight asf) it looks like the photos ive seen.

• nr dodo

• fr firefly

• r octopus

• nfr robo dog

• r robo dog

• nfr winged horse

• r lamb

• mr castle hermit crab

• mr gecko

• fly pot

lf: arctic fox (np), brown springer spaniel (np), jellyfish (reg or neon), ice cream hermit crab, glacier moth, pudding pup, royal mistletroll, candy cane snail, fbd, turtle, cow, dragonfly (ONLY REG)

id prefer it if im trading a fr/r you trade one as well or trade more as i like my potions amount to stay similar and rn i have nowhere near enough flies in comparison to rides. idc if you trade like, for example a no pot legendary and a ride common; the only thing that matters is it's potted. idc about the pet, unless it's a fire pet, zodiac or ox

have: mega ant, mega mouse, neon mouse, neon ant, neon poodle, neon donkey, neon camel, neon parakeet, neon orangutan, ancient dragon, blue whale, dark choccy bunny, easter bunny

i can take any randoms, but im especially lf: mongoose, merhorse, wolpertinger, dimension drifter, candy cane snail, gingerbread mouse, halloween white skeleton dog, hydra, ornate horned frog, salamander, sloth, trapdoor snail, tarantula, banded palm civet, black marlin, tasmanian tiger, classic teapot, bluebottle fly, ermine, dilophosaurus, dingo, mistletroll, flying fish, sea skeleton panda, woolly mammoth, panda, praying mantis.

i dont care about values hence this sub, i js want pets im happy with but a guideline for how many id be lf is maybe ~4–5 commons/uncommons, ~2–4 rare/ultra for the lower ones (like the neons), and ~8–10 commons/uncommons, ~5–8 rare/ultra for the better ones (like megas and some of the legs) not lf any legendaries, neons or megas. obviously the amount depends on which ones are chosen. if i like them then i'll be more inclined to do it for less and vice versa.

also i have a fly pot i can do for a bunch of pets im lf but i probably wont trade it unless i really like the offer. also have a fr panda im hoping to potion swap for normal panda + a random ride or fly.

how long would it take me? if i played 24/7 for like, the majority of my life, would i be able to? if not, how well could i do? my best is crazy but that lowk doesnt matter; the time to beat helioplois would fs surpass the time it would take me to work my way up to get multiple new hardests. i mean theoretically btw, ik im never actually gonna beat it or stand a chance

i think ive reread every book like, multiple times, but not for 1–2 years so i want to reread it to see how my personality has evolved. ill probably finish the first book in a couple days (unless i get bored which is actually quite likely 😭). if you have any questions regarding like my opinion on certain chracters changing now ive grown a bit then PLEASE ask.