u/Ok-Situation6605

@izzy_gay_durham on IG! I just moved and I wanted go make a silly announcement

I got so many plastic zip locs from a variety of means (buying yarn, moving, etc.) and decided to clean them to reuse!

i love jada so much y'all

I’m clinically addicted to the Martha’s seasoned Lima beans—my reiki healer diagnosed me a year ago when she fixed my bloating during a very HEAVY session.

Lima beans are love, Lima beans are life. But while I can toot in peace on a normal day (or blame the sewer water that floods my backyard), my penchant for Lima beans recently got me and my partner in crime sent to jail.

Picture this: I was climbing through an air shaft, eating my beans, trying to find the entrance to the bank vault, when I LET ER RIP more than any beyblade has ever been ripped. Like a cannon ball sized toot with an echo that filled the whole bank. Immediately, security guards pulled us from the shaft and we got arrested. And they took my beans!

But it’s not my fault I have a chronic bean deficiency. Should I tell my lawyer? She might think I’m insane (not guilty by reason of mental illness??)

My special Shih Tzu/beagle/super mutt baby

What has happened here??

Ah yes I should engage with true evil