How to stay at $0 MRR for another 6 months
Add AI to something nobody asked for.
Rewrite your landing page 14 times without talking to one customer.
Spend three days choosing between .com and .ai.
Tell yourself distribution will start after the product is “done.”Get 3 signups and immediately build an analytics dashboard for them.
Post “launching soon 👀” for the seventh time.
Check Stripe.
Still $0.
Beautiful.
Welcome back to the club.