

Pretty sure the babysitter left this behind.
Kid just crawled up to us holding it. Sticky yellow gunk has no scent, can’t figure out what it came off of. Jokes are welcome, but I’d really like to know wtf this is.
Solved! It’s from kewpie mayo!
Y’all are hilarious though and I’m trying to laugh quietly as the plastic craving gremlin is asleep(finally)
It’s not actually a pube it’s dog hair, they shed a lot 😭😂