I have been vindicated
I saw a limited exam early this year with complaints of multiple teeth hurting. No clinical findings outside of pain when I retracted the cheek and I was able to elicit pain with the classic cotton swab across the cheek and forehead.
I told her there was nothing I could see wrong with her teeth but she should talk to her doctor about potential trigeminal neuralgia. She did and called back saying her doctor said there was nothing wrong with her and to go see a dentist, and she proceeded to cuss me out for wasting her time and money.
And now today, we have a diagnosis of trigeminal neuralgia and a nice apology letter. I still don't want to see you again though, lady. You're mean when you're angry.