Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Carolina Panthers

It’s supposed to be a roast. Every team gets one every year, so don’t take it personally. You got Ratto, not Drew this year.

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u/Old_Dirty — 1 day ago

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Minnesota Vikings

Football is close! Every team gets one every year so don’t take it personally. It’s fun to laugh at our teams.

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u/Old_Dirty — 2 days ago

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Football is here! If you’re new to this, every team gets one, every year, so don’t take it personally

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u/Old_Dirty — 8 days ago
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Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Baltimore Ravens

Football is close!! Every team gets one of these, every year, so it’s not personal. The angry fan emails are the best part.

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u/Old_Dirty — 8 days ago
▲ 23 r/falcons

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Atlanta Falcons

Every team gets one every year, so don’t take it personally! Football is back!!!

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u/Old_Dirty — 9 days ago
▲ 32 r/cowboys

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Dallas Cowboys

Football is close!! Every team gets one of these, every year. Don’t be salty.

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u/Old_Dirty — 12 days ago

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Miami Dolphins

August means the annual Why Your Team Sucks article that every team gets. It ain’t personal! Drew wrote this one himself.

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u/Old_Dirty — 13 days ago

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Kansas City Chiefs

Man, this is the earliest this article has come out for the Chiefs in a minute. But it means football is around the corner!! Every team gets one every year, so don’t be salty.

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u/Old_Dirty — 15 days ago
▲ 85 r/Saints

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: New Orleans Saints

Football is coming!!! Annual article series, every team gets one. I know, I know, most of you don’t think Drew is funny anymore. I just look forward to these.

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u/Old_Dirty — 16 days ago
▲ 90 r/Browns

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Cleveland Browns

It’s almost football time!! Every team gets one of these, so don’t take it personal.

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u/Old_Dirty — 20 days ago
▲ 23 r/raiders

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Las Vegas Raiders

The annual series. Every team gets one, so we can all laugh at our teams.

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u/Old_Dirty — 22 days ago