▲ 60 r/Fadervittigheder
En svensker, en tysker og en hollænder går ind på en bar. “Hvor er nordmanden?” spør bartenderen.
“Han er stadig i VM,” siger svenskeren.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 24 hours ago
Elektriker-naboen siger, at han ikke ved noget om krydderier.
Det er mærkeligt, for han kan el.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 1 day ago
▲ 20 r/Fadervittigheder
Jeg har ingen vittigheder om øl...
men en om vodka har jeg Absolut.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 2 days ago
▲ 24 r/dadjokes
"Can you believe it? I've lost the fifteenth letter of the alphabet."
"Oh?"
u/OneLittleWarrior — 6 days ago
▲ 20 r/cleandadjokes
"Can you believe it? I've lost the fifteenth letter of the alphabet."
"Oh?"
u/OneLittleWarrior — 6 days ago
▲ 3 r/dadjokes
David Copperfield has had a rough life.
He's gone through a lot.
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u/OneLittleWarrior — 19 days ago
▲ 2 r/cleandadjokes
David Copperfield has had a rough life.
He's gone through a lot.
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u/OneLittleWarrior — 19 days ago
▲ 1 r/cleandadjokes
Karl Marx's housebound little brother was called...
Pock.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 20 days ago
▲ 26 r/cleandadjokes
I asked my friend Sam to do a song about the iPhone.
Samsung.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 20 days ago
▲ 2 r/dadjokes
We had to say goodbye to our 13-year-old daughter yesterday.
She turned 14.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 23 days ago
▲ 20 r/Fadervittigheder
"Hvem talte du så ophidset med?" "Flyttefirmaet."
"Jeg måtte vise dem, hvor skabet skulle stå."
u/OneLittleWarrior — 23 days ago
▲ 6 r/dadjokes
He died on stage during Macbeth.
A tragedy.
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u/OneLittleWarrior — 23 days ago
Han døde på scenen under Macbeth.
Det er en tragedie.
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u/OneLittleWarrior — 23 days ago
▲ 69 r/dadjokes
After much debate, the moderators have finally banned all menstruation jokes.
That's the end of that period.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 25 days ago
▲ 2 r/NewMods
How to search for words in scheduled posts
I have a sub where I have a posting schedule of two posts per day until October as of now. How do I search for words in this list to make sure I don't post things twice?
u/OneLittleWarrior — 28 days ago
▲ 52 r/Fadervittigheder
Hva sagde kannibalen til indbrudstyven?
"Du ender i retten."
u/OneLittleWarrior — 29 days ago
▲ 9 r/dadjokes
The inventor of vacuum packing has died.
His wife says he leaves a huge void.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 29 days ago
▲ 3 r/NewMods
One recent post has x times more views than others last week
Hi there!
I moderate a new(ish) sub (it's in Norwegian so no point in linking to it here, I guess). I post twice daily to get traction. Last week the view count varies between 70 and 700, around 100 on average.
But one post has been viewed 1,7k times. It has not been crossposted by me or shared by others as far as I can see.
I wonder why it got so many views. Any way I can find out?
u/OneLittleWarrior — 1 month ago
▲ 10 r/dadjokes
Someone gave me a worn-out calendar.
It’s seen better days.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 2 months ago
▲ 10 r/dadjokes
"Have you learned the different Spanish words for ‘everything’?"
"No, but it’s on my todo list."
u/OneLittleWarrior — 2 months ago