![[June 11, 1997, approx 3am] I put expired cheese on Michael Jordan’s pizza](https://preview.redd.it/3q8pnhzl74bh1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=47dd0665aa58cbaef1362757b842b7db86f0d841)
Ahahaha me and my mission buddies just gave Michael Jordan a pizza made with rancid ingredients. On Joseph Smith’s grave I think he might have actually eaten it.
God bless Utah, and God bless our pristine and resilient salty lake which shall remain full centuries to come!!!
#jazzin6
I’ve always thought the first woman to play in MLB would be a knuckleball pitcher. It’s not a question of range or power, just mastery of that pitch. Any softball parents reading this—the door is wide open. See if she can throw a knuckleball!
Juan Pierre was a bad mf and now only tee ball kids rock the hat under the helmet.
Idk man. I know he’s gonna back up on a grounder and tap his glove and go down to one knee. I know he’s gonna through circle change ups in the dirt to first. I have accepted those things which I cannot change.
But maybe if he had his hat under his helmet, it wouldn’t fall off. Then he wouldn’t have to run back and retrieve his helmet after he makes an unforced error on the basepaths. What do you think? Would this help?https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=47fdd52eba661d26&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS867US867&hl=en-US&sxsrf=APpeQnvsyAqU80pm1U_G4jTE9oOFRxWqwQ:1782975392609&udm=2&fbs=ABfTbFWotPmnHcxkkzbgh7_8hixekvxhC0jzI_ZbMD5tTKg3QcocjJKaHsiOM_pbEw82Fpsb-cCcZL2CaS8PFmu0l0EaXcG0KzJo9Gu1VbIlMgZx8r3aLsS_6nwF6mLrSVDJfYHwWDIUkcW4U1xN_SPPIY5dAnKtzo6PRgHlRKAz49PHtUdgaaY4HYj2E3PWU67lBNHN-lJO2iQgZDyvgjwJc3I-2bENp8VbobSkp9XIrDALPP1TNvY&q=juan+pierre&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjBta33tLOVAxU5D0QIHQkLAFsQtKgLegQIDxAB&biw=420&bih=716&dpr=3#sv=CAMSVxoyKhBlLXYtdTlFRnl1aV8zVXFNMg52LXU5RUZ5dWlfM1VxTToONUVzanRMQ0N2Z3ZJZE0gBCoXCgFzEhBlLXYtdTlFRnl1aV8zVXFNGAEwAUoECAEQAhgHIKSV3PsJSggQAhgBIAIoAQ
My dirty dented glorious Los Angeles daily driver was approaching the big 120. Check engine light and traction light had been on for a year, but eh. Crossed the threshold yesterday and suddenly car is feeling fresh as a daisy. It felt like I’d gone way outside the city and could finally see the stars ❤️