The Affini the moment after they made the mistake of landing on Helghan:

Ignoring the fact that the Helghast Army and Navy would annihilate those guys hundreds of times over, the vines are not surviving a SECOND in the polluted shithole that's Helghan bro.

u/Over_Purple351 — 6 hours ago
▲ 5 r/HDGslander+1 crossposts

The Affini after 0.2 seconds of having the misfortune of being in the same galaxy as the ICOG:

Bringing the ICOG into this almost makes me feel bad for them, almost tho.

u/Over_Purple351 — 2 days ago

To slander better, what even are the military capabilities of the Affini?

I already know that if you look at them directly, they’re a bunch of enslaving plant aliens that defeated what a lot of people are calling a half baked/weak Human empire (Terran Accord what it’s called apparently) and they have a thing called firebreak to send projectiles into hyperspace alongside the use of mind controlling drugs to well, enslave people. But how do stuff like ships or ground forces or anything like that for them work? And what about the Terran accord how do those guys work? I wanna slander better but I’m NOT going to see any slop that those things are from

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u/Over_Purple351 — 5 days ago

The UNSA and SDF temporarily stopping their war the very moment the Affini show up within Sol:

Infinite Warfare ball knowledge.

RIP Ethan, you would've loved destroying the weeds.

u/Over_Purple351 — 5 days ago
▲ 3 r/Backrooms_Wiki+1 crossposts

Fandom/Wikidot based story I made

I'm still an amateur writer, so criticism is welcome.

Story is basically about everything in the Backrooms going to hell while Wikidot/Fandom Human factions end up in all out war. This is a document kinda in the middle of a greater story I'm still developing.

Thank You and I hope you enjoy.

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u/Over_Purple351 — 4 days ago
▲ 22 r/HDGslander+1 crossposts

The Affini when the Illuminate respond to their "Cultural Exchange" of brainwashed slaves (what remained of Squ'ith diplomats) with entire planets of Flotets and themselves overran by horrific Voteless variants:

Thought this would be a pretty good matchup. Affini from what I've learned love using mind control to "save" other races. Let's have the Illumiante "save" them that way.

u/Over_Purple351 — 7 days ago

The Affini watching as the ENTIRE KOPRULU SECTOR (Zerg included btw) end up uniting to annihilate them the moment they showed their vine filled faces:

Yes this WOULD happen and they WOULD get defeated trust

u/Over_Purple351 — 7 days ago

The Affini the moment their mutilated sex slaves- I mean flotets "glitch" and beg for death and to not be continously penetrated and forced to constantly smile afterwards 24/7 in a body that was forced onto them:

u/Over_Purple351 — 8 days ago
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Live footage of the Cyberstani Collective getting ready to completely Xeeleestomp the Affini:

This may or may not be glaze (oh who am I kidding everything is justified when talking about those overgrown weeds) but I do think the Cyberstani Collective does have a LOT of advantages over the Affini that should work heavily in their favor.

u/Over_Purple351 — 9 days ago

The Affini watching as the IMC (kind of people they were poorly written to "fix") start lowkirkenuienly razing them all and turning their "paradise of pets" into a hyper-industrialized corpocratic hellhole:

Thought this one would be rather ironic considering the HDG claims to be "Anti Hyper-Capitalist". Which is all right ig if you ignore the slavery fetishizing.

u/Over_Purple351 — 10 days ago

Live footage of the Affini celebrating their win over a “Feralist Hellhole” after taking 90% Casualties (it was a single UNSC Outer Colony)

oh and everyone got evacuated before they could be turned into mutilated sex slaves- I mean “pets”

u/Over_Purple351 — 10 days ago

Live footage of the Affini 0.1 seconds before getting obliterated after they tried to unethically enslave- I mean, "help realize" the Wh40k Galaxy (they're getting curbstomped by a Hive world gang rn):

u/Over_Purple351 — 10 days ago
▲ 16 r/HDGslander+1 crossposts

Made a slander post of the "Affini" I've been hearing about. Knowledge is basic tho.

First time did I do well. Idk I tried basing this off of another type of slander I say earlier.

u/Over_Purple351 — 10 days ago