u/P_Last_Cards

Im talking the kind of friendship where we start with “fancy getting a coffee?” and somehow end up attempting to rob a bank, immediately panicking, apologising to the cashier and leaving with nothing except empty bags.

I’m from the UK and into reading, motorsport, gaming and keeping fit…ok that on is a lie, so there’s plenty of material for us to pretend we have things in common.

I’m pretty laid back, sarcastic and enjoy people who can turn an ordinary conversation into something completely ridiculous.
I’m not looking for perfectly normal people. Normal sounds exhausting.
Basically, I’m looking for mates who are up for random conversations, stupid ideas and making questionable decisions that are technically legal.

Im talking the kind of friendship where we start with “fancy getting a coffee?” and somehow end up attempting to rob a bank, immediately panicking, apologising to the cashier and leaving with nothing except empty bags.

I’m from the UK and into reading, motorsport, gaming and keeping fit, so there’s plenty of material for us to pretend we have things in common.

I’m pretty laid back, sarcastic and enjoy people who can turn an ordinary conversation into something completely ridiculous.
I’m not looking for perfectly normal people. Normal sounds exhausting.
Basically, I’m looking for mates who are up for random conversations, stupid ideas and making questionable decisions that are technically legal.

I’m from the UK, and instead of writing one of those “I’m kind, caring and enjoy long walks…” posts, I thought I’d be honest.
I once walked into a room, forgot why I was there, made myself a drink, and left. I still don’t know what the original mission was.
I’m into gaming, reading, music, and having conversations that go completely off the rails for no reason.
If you’re funny, sarcastic, or just fancy talking to someone who doesn’t treat every chat like a job interview, send me a message.
I don’t care if we end up talking about books, games, aliens, why socks disappear in the washing machine, or why we all say “you too” to the waiter after they tell us to enjoy our meal.
Life’s weird. People are weird. We may as well laugh about it.
If you’re still reading this instead of scrolling… I reckon we’d probably get on.
Come and say hi. I promise I’m at least 14% funnier than this post.

I’m from the UK, and instead of writing one of those “I’m kind, caring and enjoy long walks…” posts, I thought I’d be honest.
I once walked into a room, forgot why I was there, made myself a drink, and left. I still don’t know what the original mission was.
I’m into gaming, reading, music, and having conversations that go completely off the rails for no reason.
If you’re funny, sarcastic, or just fancy talking to someone who doesn’t treat every chat like a job interview, send me a message.
I don’t care if we end up talking about books, games, aliens, why socks disappear in the washing machine, or why we all say “you too” to the waiter after they tell us to enjoy our meal.
Life’s weird. People are weird. We may as well laugh about it.
If you’re still reading this instead of scrolling… I reckon we’d probably get on.
Come and say hi. I promise I’m at least 14% funnier than this post.

I’m from the UK, and instead of writing one of those “I’m kind, caring and enjoy long walks…” posts, I thought I’d be honest.
I once walked into a room, forgot why I was there, made myself a drink, and left. I still don’t know what the original mission was.
I’m into gaming, reading, music, and having conversations that go completely off the rails for no reason.
If you’re funny, sarcastic, or just fancy talking to someone who doesn’t treat every chat like a job interview, send me a message.
I don’t care if we end up talking about books, games, aliens, why socks disappear in the washing machine, or why we all say “you too” to the waiter after they tell us to enjoy our meal.
Life’s weird. People are weird. We may as well laugh about it.
If you’re still reading this instead of scrolling… I reckon we’d probably get on.
Come and say hi. I promise I’m at least 14% funnier than this post.

I’m from the UK, and instead of writing one of those “I’m kind, caring and enjoy long walks…” posts, I thought I’d be honest.
I once walked into a room, forgot why I was there, made myself a drink, and left. I still don’t know what the original mission was.
I’m into gaming, reading, music, and having conversations that go completely off the rails for no reason.
If you’re funny, sarcastic, or just fancy talking to someone who doesn’t treat every chat like a job interview, send me a message.
I don’t care if we end up talking about books, games, aliens, why socks disappear in the washing machine, or why we all say “you too” to the waiter after they tell us to enjoy our meal.
Life’s weird. People are weird. We may as well laugh about it.
If you’re still reading this instead of scrolling… I reckon we’d probably get on.
Come and say hi. I promise I’m at least 14% funnier than this post.

Apparently you’re not allowed to walk up to someone and ask, “Want to be mates?” So… Reddit it is.
I’m a guy from the UK who enjoys gaming, reading, tv shows, and laughing at completely stupid things.
I’m just looking for people who can have a proper laugh and keep a conversation going. Bonus points if your humour is a little unhinged.
I promise I won’t reply with just “lol” or disappear after three messages.
If you’re bored too, send me a message.
Worst case, we have a laugh.
Best case, we’ve both found a new mate.

Apparently the easiest way to make friends as an adult is to post on Reddit… which feels slightly unhinged, but here we are.
I’m a guy from the UK who enjoys gaming, reading, music, and laughing at the kind of things that would probably get us kicked out of a library.
I’m looking for people who can have a laugh, don’t reply with just “lol”, and won’t disappear after two messages like they’ve entered witness protection.
I can’t promise life-changing conversations, but I \\\*can\\\* promise we’ll end up discussing something completely random like whether penguins have knees or why shampoo always runs out before conditioner.
If you’ve read this far, we’re basically mates already.
Go on… send me a message. Worst case, we blame Reddit.

Apparently the easiest way to make friends as an adult is to post on Reddit… which feels slightly unhinged, but here we are.
I’m a guy from the UK who enjoys gaming, reading, music, and laughing at the kind of things that would probably get us kicked out of a library.
I’m looking for people who can have a laugh, don’t reply with just “lol”, and won’t disappear after two messages like they’ve entered witness protection.
I can’t promise life-changing conversations, but I \*can\* promise we’ll end up discussing something completely random like whether penguins have knees or why shampoo always runs out before conditioner.
If you’ve read this far, we’re basically mates already.
Go on… send me a message. Worst case, we blame Reddit.

Apparently the easiest way to make friends as an adult is to post on Reddit… which feels slightly unhinged, but here we are.
I’m a guy from the UK who enjoys gaming, reading, music, and laughing at the kind of things that would probably get us kicked out of a library.
I’m looking for people who can have a laugh, don’t reply with just “lol”, and won’t disappear after two messages like they’ve entered witness protection.
I can’t promise life-changing conversations, but I *can* promise we’ll end up discussing something completely random like whether penguins have knees or why shampoo always runs out before conditioner.
If you’ve read this far, we’re basically mates already.
Go on… send me a message. Worst case, we blame Reddit.