u/Pelican34

An individual at my job told the story of being awoken in the middle of the night by his five year old daughter standing by his bed. She said "I don't feel w-" and proceeded to projectile vomit everywhere. The vomit consisted mainly of a fish and shrimp stew his mother makes which his wife finds nauseating. His wife becomes ill and rushes into the bathroom to start vomiting. He said he and his daughter then listened, while crying and covered in vomit, to wife in the bathroom crying and vomiting, crying and vomiting.

I think the best death would be if one were at the perfect spot for the impact to be perceived by a human and get the absolute most out of that experience from a visual/auditory standpoint and then a distant light gets brighter and brighter and then the movie ends.

On Monday, if anyone asks what you did over the weekend say you got very bad diarrhea and threw up in a tuba.

It's important.

Question assumes he is using the method like looks like fellatio.

When I was in high school I was made aware that another student had a note in his notebook in which he proclaims his affection for a young lady and asks her to the prom. There was a brief period during which I had access to the note when he was away and I thought to myself how humorous it would be to swap his note with a fake note which I could produce. His note was written on a plain white piece of paper folded into quarters. I could get such a piece of paper from the printer, write 'I will let you stick things in my ass' on it, fold it appropriately and swap the notes. He would present it to this young lady and it would be really funny. I did not do it. I still think about it sometimes.

I have noticed the terms "breed, " breeding", etc popping up in the comments sections of pornography and I find this very disconcerting. I wonder if these are bots that have been dispatched by the ruling class to combat the falling birth rate.

In any event, when I see the women in these videos the last thing I want to think about is something the size of a watermelon coming out if her vagina while she curses my name and tells everyone in the delivery room I am a premature ejaculator.

The scene when Daphne is making a point about privacy to Frasier and has emptied her bag onto the coffee table. While cleaning up, Daphne appears to leave a used tissue on the table. Frasier doesn't mention it. It just stuck with me today for some reason.

This a rare win for me. Huzzah!!

I cannot remember the quote. Woodhouse is talking about Sterling to Mallory and she makes a joke about " for your cross" meaning his cross to bear. I cannot remember the exact quote. Sure someone here will have it in moments.