u/Perfect-Echo8709

He is, always will be, a fucking delight.

“I was going to explode.”

He is, and always, will be a national treasure.

A little diddy I wrote about big pharma and medical in the US. 👌 ENJOY

I am droonk
Seeing the light
Fright night
Great movie, the original that is
Chris Sarandon
Prince Humperdinck
Princess Bride
Robin Wright
House of Cards
Radiohead
I don’t want to be your friend
I just want to be your lover
Undercover brother
Eddie Griffin
Deuce Bigalow
Cakes and pies
Real eyes
Realize
Real lies
😝
Love you, bye

My generation grew up in a different world.

A crueler world.

A world where trust was weaponized.
Where your closest friends would spend weeks waiting for the perfect opportunity.

Patient.

Silent.
Watching.
Waiting.

One careless glance.
One moment of weakness.
One split-second lapse in judgment.

And it was over.

You’d been got.
No appeals.
No excuses.
No mercy.

Just a fist to the shoulder and public humiliation.

Kids today will never understand the psychological warfare of seeing this:



Hello,

I’m requesting a short-term loan of $300 to help cover expenses until my next paycheck. I am employed full-time as an insurance claims adjuster and receive regular direct deposits. I can provide proof of employment, income, and identification if needed.

I am requesting $300 and will repay $375 on June 06, 2026.

Thank you for your consideration! :)

I couldn’t believe I found his tape recorder.

He said I’d never find it.

Jokes on him.

There I was with my heart pounding out of my chest.

Did I have the courage to accept what I was about to hear?

Could I live with what came next?

With one deep breath, I closed my eyes and pressed play…

A message cracked through the speaker…

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

I wanna talk and just probably fall asleep after 10 minutes of conversation because it be like that sometimes 🫠👽
I really wanna story build
Or
For
Example
I opened the door and on the bed lay a single black rose and an envelope.
I recognize the handwriting…
It can’t be.
It’s impossible.
My breathing quickens.

I open the letter…

And then:

“DEEZ NUTS .”

Yes. I’m 37. 🫠🤜🤛