u/Poggiwae

Marked as spoiler just in case

I want her to talk about how insignificant I am compared to miquella the kind, and watch me defeat miquella in disbelief

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Fairy... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you dive into the hollow and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth talk, and that gorgeous blue icon. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough voice actor schedule, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great assistant and partner, sometimes I even call you mommy. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day go offline. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful blue face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when we first left TV mode and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your appearance in waifei, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby girl came home and I rejoiced. 2025 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2026 you made history happen. You came back from TV mode and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious queen exclaim these words, "ARIA, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of ZZZ and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting more maternal, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Fairy .☺️♥️🫶🏻

This one's my favorite one

THEY WILL ACTUALLY MAKE A DLC THAT FIXES THE GAME LIKE SUNBREAK TRUST