My oil guy quoted me $7/gal for a fuel oil “ceiling plan”

In other news, I spent most of my morning finding a new oil guy.

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u/PorgCT — 9 hours ago

When a Nickelodeon tween show has a “Silence of the Lambs” episode

Sam and Cat consult a kid in lockup to figure out how to stop the bully, that threw Cat and the kid they were babysitting into a well. Fortunately, no humans were skinned, and no scenes involving jizz were included

u/PorgCT — 2 months ago

These were the “fresh flowers” on sale at CVS today

I didn’t go there for the flowers, but seeing these in the cooler was just sad.

u/PorgCT — 3 months ago

“When Stewart left and Democrat Bobby Sanchez took office, there was, Daily Ructions understands, a line at his office door of city employees who wanted to report practices and procedures that they believed were not what they ought to have been under the Stewart administration. Nothing unusual about that after 12 years in office.”

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u/PorgCT — 4 months ago