Would you rather have the ability to summon a specific species of animal that you can control with your mind(the number of the roll says how many you can summon every 30 minutes) or manipulation of one element (fire, water, air, earth, lightning)

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Animal summoner | And your animal is...
  • Right side: Elemental | And your element is...

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u/QueasyWeasle — 5 days ago

Get $1,000,000 but you have to spend an hour locked in a room with a horrible person, or get $50,000 and you have to spend an hour trapped in a room with a decent person(non violent)

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: $1,000,000 | But you spend an hour with someone horrible
  • Right side: $50,000 | But you spend an hour with someone decent

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u/QueasyWeasle — 6 days ago

If you're doing operations on someones internal organs. Any of them...

Make sure not to scratch the thin membrane covering the outside of the organ. Its a very serous injury

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u/QueasyWeasle — 13 days ago

Fuck yeah dude, i fucking installed the fucking machine, thats fucking great!

This is definitely not fucking edited, it really says that at the end of the manual of the fucking SnapMakerU1 4 headed 3d printer

u/QueasyWeasle — 13 days ago

Would you rather have a magical 8 inch long indestructible bushy beard, or the ability to receive and transmit radio waves and understand them. Ill explain the abilities in finer detail in the description

For the beard, you must think about a question you have in your mind, ponder it while stroking your beard, then the answers come into your mind. It can be anything you can even predict the future up to 6 hours.

For the radio waves ability, your brain now has a biological receiver and your body us a transmitter antenna that can send radio waves out. You can use this to hack into things, and have your own internet connection at any time

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u/QueasyWeasle — 18 days ago

The depressed abacus told the calculator "man. I feel so useless now that you exist" the calculator's expression softened and he gave the abacus some words of consolation

"Hey man. Dont worry people still count on you"

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u/QueasyWeasle — 18 days ago

Look how much 3d printer filament i got, 26 rolls of PLA, 16 rolls of PETg and 1 roll of TPU

u/QueasyWeasle — 19 days ago