Image 1 — GENUINELY what is going on in star blossom bruv 👀👀👀
Image 2 — GENUINELY what is going on in star blossom bruv 👀👀👀
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GENUINELY what is going on in star blossom bruv 👀👀👀

haven't even read the translated chapters yet since im finishing cingray but i checked out the latest one since people are posting about it on twitter lmao

didn't expect this to see this but then again it is fuji so 🤷

damn you fuji you goddamn casanova

u/RaikkonRDT — 12 days ago

How do people who import motorcycles get them maintained?

I saw a short of a guy riding his Daytona 675 at Marilaque and I am pretty sure that the 675 was never sold here officially.

I also saw these older Yamaha R6s (pre-2017 which was when Yamaha started selling them here) in the FB marketplace.

They are mostly a bunch of sport bikes that are now out of production and were sold outside of the country and imported.

How do the owners even get those serviced or maintained (valve checks and all) if they never had any official support here?

I'm already thinking there are 3rd party services here that somehow specialize in servicing those bikes but I am curious.

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u/RaikkonRDT — 2 months ago

OH MY GOD HELIOS 🥵

I've always known that Helios was attractive, but like Jordan and Bamboo, I always leaned to her being attractive in the cute way (as opposed to seeing other gyaru girls like Palmer, Maru, City, and Yanko as attractive in the hot way).

However, after laying my eyes on the absolute beauty that is her Wit SSR, I have been drooling over how sexy Helios is in that pink halterneck top. I am absolutely smitten by the erotic combination of that sarong and that beach jacket.

I NEED TO HAVE HOT SEX WITH DAITAKU HELIOS! SHE IS SO CUTE AND SEXY AND I REALLY NEED TO BREASTFED BY HER IN THE SAME WAY I WANNA BE BREASTFED BY PALMER OR SOMETHING! I WANNA KISS HER ALL OVER!

I ALSO WANT HER TO WHISPER AND TEASE ME WITH HER CRINGEY SLANG SO THAT I CAN PUNISH HER BY FINGERING HER THROAT AND MAKING HER MOAN AS I HIT THE BACK OF HER THROAT AND TOUCH HER UVULA ALL OVER!

I WANT HER TO GAG ON MY FINGER AND I WANT HER TO WHIMPER AS I COAT MY FINGER WITH THE WET WARMTH OF HER THROAT! THEN I AM GONNA PULL OUT MY FINGER AND SUCK ON THE RESIDUE OF HER SALIVA TO TEASE HER!

AND SINCE WE'RE BOTH LOST IN THE MOOD AND IN THE HEAT, SHE'S GONNA KEEP SAYING CRINGEY SLANG TO GET ON MY NERVES AND I WILL RESPOND IN TURN BY FINGERING HER UVULA OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

I WOULD SEE HELIOS DROOLING SALIVA AS THE ORAL EQUIVALENT OF AN ORAL ORGASM! LIKE, MAN, DROOLING FROM GETTING YOUR THROAT FINGERED IS SO HOT! I WILL KISS HER AND SUCK ON HER TONGUE JUST TO TASTE HER SALIVA!

I ALSO WANNA SMELL AND LICK HER FEET ONCE SHE'S FRESH FROM WALKING ON THE SAND OR TAKING A DIP IN THE OCEAN! IMAGINE THE DIRT AND THE SALTINESS COMBINING AND GETTING TO TASTE HER SOFT BEAUTIFUL SOLES!

Art Sources:

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132865129

https://x.com/nyankiti_Armn/status/1820668463570182344

https://x.com/uma_motiyodor/status/1904165863177023523

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112042972

u/RaikkonRDT — 2 months ago

OH MY GOD HELIOS 🥵

I've always known that Helios was attractive, but like Jordan and Bamboo, I always leaned to her being attractive in the cute way (as opposed to seeing other gyaru girls like Palmer, Maru, City, and Yanko as attractive in the hot way).

However, after laying my eyes on the absolute beauty that is her Wit SSR, I have been drooling over how sexy Helios is in that pink halterneck top. I am absolutely smitten by the erotic combination of that sarong and that beach jacket.

I NEED TO HAVE HOT SEX WITH DAITAKU HELIOS! SHE IS SO CUTE AND SEXY AND I REALLY NEED TO BREASTFED BY HER IN THE SAME WAY I WANNA BE BREASTFED BY PALMER OR SOMETHING! I WANNA KISS HER ALL OVER!

I ALSO WANT HER TO WHISPER AND TEASE ME WITH HER CRINGEY SLANG SO THAT I CAN PUNISH HER BY FINGERING HER THROAT AND MAKING HER MOAN AS I HIT THE BACK OF HER THROAT AND TOUCH HER UVULA ALL OVER!

I WANT HER TO GAG ON MY FINGER AND I WANT HER TO WHIMPER AS I COAT MY FINGER WITH THE WET WARMTH OF HER THROAT! THEN I AM GONNA PULL OUT MY FINGER AND SUCK ON THE RESIDUE OF HER SALIVA TO TEASE HER!

AND SINCE WE'RE BOTH LOST IN THE MOOD AND IN THE HEAT, SHE'S GONNA KEEP SAYING CRINGEY SLANG TO GET ON MY NERVES AND I WILL RESPOND IN TURN BY FINGERING HER UVULA OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

I WOULD SEE HELIOS DROOLING SALIVA AS THE ORAL EQUIVALENT OF AN ORAL ORGASM! LIKE, MAN, DROOLING FROM GETTING YOUR THROAT FINGERED IS SO HOT! I WILL KISS HER AND SUCK ON HER TONGUE JUST TO TASTE HER SALIVA!

I ALSO WANNA SMELL AND LICK HER FEET ONCE SHE'S FRESH FROM WALKING ON THE SAND OR TAKING A DIP IN THE OCEAN! IMAGINE THE DIRT AND THE SALTINESS COMBINING AND GETTING TO TASTE HER SOFT BEAUTIFUL SOLES!

Art Sources:

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132865129

https://x.com/nyankiti_Armn/status/1820668463570182344

https://x.com/uma_motiyodor/status/1904165863177023523

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112042972

u/RaikkonRDT — 2 months ago

I want to crack South Heroine (North Hero) from Cinderella Gray.

I don't know why but she's the one background character in the entire franchise that just got stuck in my mind which is why I choose her over other major characters like Dicta Striker or Black Alem

u/RaikkonRDT — 2 months ago

So why is Gixxer Brah hated for doing the Colorado-Denver run but Ghost Rider is seen as legendary for his Uppsala Run if they're both reckless and dangerous?

My best guess is that it's because GB is the clout chaser motovlogger type while GR just remained anonymous for the most part.

It's also probably because police could not tie GR to Patrik Fürstenhoff himself and he has never bragged about it as far as I know.

I guess it also has something to do with Gixxer Brah being more recent which is why it's a fresher issue for most people.

There's also the part where Ghost Rider was going way faster than Gixxer Brah when be did Uppsala but he's not hated for it.

Though, that's all really just my guess.

u/RaikkonRDT — 2 months ago

Kura-chan's combination of a sleeveless top and full-length gloves is so erotic.

The way they lead your eyes towards her shoulders is so lewd and makes me want to kiss and suck on her shoulders.

Plus, just nearby would be those sexy Satono armpits and I think a girl of her upbringing would have such heavenly pits.

My god, imagine how heavenly of a sight it must be when she's fully clothed and giving you an armpitjob or something.

I would gladly keep the Satono bloodline going if it means I get to have an armpitjob from a fully clothed Satono Crown.

Hell, just getting to kiss her shoulders is enough. Also, just imagine how good those armpits must smell post-race.

Art Source:

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143390609

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131758656

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126720173

u/RaikkonRDT — 2 months ago

Kura-chan's combination of a sleeveless top and full-length gloves is so erotic.

The way they lead your eyes towards her shoulders is so lewd and makes me want to kiss and suck on her shoulders.

Plus, just nearby would be those sexy Satono armpits and I think a girl of her upbringing would have such heavenly pits.

My god, imagine how heavenly of a sight it must be when she's fully clothed and giving you an armpitjob or something.

I would gladly keep the Satono bloodline going if it means I get to have an armpitjob from a fully clothed Satono Crown.

Hell, just getting to kiss her shoulders is enough. Also, just imagine how good those armpits must smell post-race.

Art Source:

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143390609

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/131758656

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126720173

u/RaikkonRDT — 2 months ago

WHY IS THE DEMON CHAIRMAN OF THE PUBLIC MORALS COMMITTEE SO GODDAMN LEWD?!

BAMBOO MEMORY, YOU ARE A GODDAMN HYPOCRITE! HOW DARE YOU SHAKE YOUR STUPID SEXY ASS LIKE THAT IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE ME HORNY?!

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO UPHOLD PUBLIC MORALS, NOT VIOLATE THEM! OH, YOU LEWD GIRL, I AM GOING TO PUNISH YOU FOR THIS INSOLENCE!

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT HIP SWAY! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH THE WAY YOU EMPHASIZE YOUR HIPS!

ARE YOU TRYING TO SHOW ME THAT THEY ARE CAPABLE OF BEARING MY CHILDREN? IF SO, THEN I AM PERFECTLY WILLING TO FULFILL THAT WISH!

AND THAT WINK! OH, DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT STUPIDLY SEXY WINK! I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU WINK LIKE THAT, YOU HYPOCRITE!

WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE OTHER THAN ME SAW YOU WINK?! DO YOU KNOW HOW EASILY ANOTHER MAN OR WOMAN COULD FALL FOR YOUR WINK?!

WHERE IS YOUR SHAME?

WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF DUTY?

WHERE IS YOUR COMMITMENT TO UPHOLDING PUBLIC MORALS IN TRACEN?

WHERE DO WE GO SO I CAN PUNISH YOU ACCORDINGLY BY HAVING HOT SEXY UMAPYOI WITH YOU, KISSING YOU ALL OVER, WHISPERING TO YOUR EAR ABOUT HOW MUCH I BELIEVE IN YOU, BENDING YOUR BACK IN WAYS YOU'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE, ALL WHILE OUR FINGERS ARE INTERLOCKED AND I EXTRACT THE SEXIEST MOANS OUT OF YOU AND THEN WE TELL DIRECTOR AKIKAWA THAT WE JUST HAD SOME EXTRA STAMINA TRAINING?!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BAMBOO MEMORY!

u/RaikkonRDT — 3 months ago

WHY IS THE DEMON CHAIRMAN OF THE PUBLIC MORALS COMMITTE SO GODDAMN LEWD?!

BAMBOO MEMORY, YOU ARE A GODDAMN HYPOCRITE! HOW DARE YOU SHAKE YOUR STUPID SEXY ASS LIKE THAT IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE ME HORNY?!

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO UPHOLD PUBLIC MORALS, NOT VIOLATE THEM! OH, YOU LEWD GIRL, I AM GOING TO PUNISH YOU FOR THIS INSOLENCE!

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT HIP SWAY! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH THE WAY YOU EMPHASIZE YOUR HIPS!

ARE YOU TRYING TO SHOW ME THAT THEY ARE CAPABLE OF BEARING MY CHILDREN? IF SO, THEN I AM PERFECTLY WILLING TO FULFILL THAT WISH!

AND THAT WINK! OH, DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT STUPIDLY SEXY WINK! I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU WINK LIKE THAT, YOU HYPOCRITE!

WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE OTHER THAN ME SAW YOU WINK?! DO YOU KNOW HOW EASILY ANOTHER MAN OR WOMAN COULD FALL FOR YOUR WINK?!

WHERE IS YOUR SHAME?

WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF DUTY?

WHERE IS YOUR COMMITMENT TO UPHOLDING PUBLIC MORALS IN TRACEN?

WHERE DO WE GO SO I CAN PUNISH YOU ACCORDINGLY BY HAVING HOT SEXY UMAPYOI WITH YOU, KISSING YOU ALL OVER, WHISPERING TO YOUR EAR ABOUT HOW MUCH I BELIEVE IN YOU, BENDING YOUR BACK IN WAYS YOU'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE, ALL WHILE OUR FINGERS ARE INTERLOCKED AND I EXTRACT THE SEXIEST MOANS OUT OF YOU AND THEN WE TELL DIRECTOR AKIKAWA THAT WE JUST HAD SOME EXTRA STAMINA TRAINING?!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BAMBOO MEMORY!

u/RaikkonRDT — 3 months ago
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where are the 5 other bamboo memory fans? SHOW YOURSELVES

u/RaikkonRDT — 3 months ago
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With her global release and the introduction of photo mode, I just had to do it.

She's also my first ever A+ umamusume which makes her my highest rated umamusume. She also won the URA Finale by a nose while rushed and on a late start because she somehow caught up to Bitter Glasse at the last second (oddly reminiscent of Oguri beating Bamboo by a nose in the 1989 Mile CS which makes it funnier because she's a big fan of Oguri).

I did all of this on my first ever run with which is why I LOVE BAMBOO MEMORY!!!

u/RaikkonRDT — 3 months ago

So how does the 400cc rule on expressways work exactly?

So we all know that 400cc is the bare minimum for motorcycle displacement so that they would be allowed to ride in expressways.

However, I came across comments of people claiming that their Duke 390s were being allowed in places like Skyway or NLEX.

What is the criteria to meet 400cc, really? I want my first bike to be expressway legal and the Scrambler 400X and Speed 400 are one of my choices.

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u/RaikkonRDT — 3 months ago

Is there a reason why concept art Copano Rickey looks like she would pounce on me and suck my soul out?

u/RaikkonRDT — 4 months ago