u/Razorclaw_the_crab

Can't get along with the protestants cus I have an altar and I believe Mary is also worth praying to. Can't fit in with the Catholics cus I'm very low church and believe all Christians are true Christians on some deep universalist level. Can't fit in with the Christopagans, gnostics, and the like cus I'm still just a trinitarian Christian. Can't fit in with "plain" Christians cus I still believe weed and shrooms are sacred. Can't fit in with devout high church Christians because I am a kink advocate.

Like the things I'd give to know more Christocantheists lol.

I need advice, girls.

So, basically 2 of my friends hate me now. We'll call one of them Dusk (they/them genderfluid) and the other Benjie (he/him) (not their real names). I smoked weed and did shrooms yesterday and Benjie didn't like that. I said I'd be fine, I know what I'm doing. Dusk agreed with Benjie and said I was being rude. I left the situation to enjoy my trip with my boyfriend. Dusk does not like this and begins fighting me in my DMs. It ruined my trip. They ruined it, not the weed. I can get deeper into the situation but for topic relevance let's just say Dusk and my boyfriend get into an argument. They say he's making my life worse but he's not. I'm the happiest I've ever been. I'm getting a job, making new IRL friends etc etc. But they say because we're doing shrooms it must be an abuse relationship.

To their credit he is not the best at communicating but we're working on that. He also does give "straight emo guy" and that alarms some people. He's 4 years older than me but we're both adults.

He fits the "modern techno indie" some of the soundtrack has. His music kinda reminds me of Refuse and Light switch like both of those vibes mixed. I would rock out to The Flag Is Raised while pulling off trucks in the game.

I really really miss my eyebags. They applied a kind of aesthetic to my face I had learned to associate with. My eyebags were my prize possession, coming from a girl with naturally clear skin, naturally healthy looking hair, long lashes, beautiful green eyes, and colorful lips. So, I never wear makeup. But now that my eyebags are gone the rest of my features on my face look too perfect and I don't like it.

My eyebags went away after moving out of my old home, which was dirty and moldy and my family caused me a lot of stress. Now I'm in a clean home with my boyfriend and I'm happy. But my eyebags went away.

I found out if I cough a lot like I used to thanks to the water damage and mold in my room, my eyebags come back. But I don't want to ritualistically cough every morning to get them back.

The eyebags were not just aesthetic. They were me. They were my #1 feature and I just look uncomfortably different now. Also they were practical as now that they're gone, and I'm back to being "conventionally attractive" (hate that term) I am worried they no longer provide this social safety they used to give me. Before I had them men would harass me and catcall me. With my eyebags instead I'd only be approached by people who like my style.

My boyfriend is into body mods (mostly piercing related) so I wonder to myself, can I body mod my eyebags back? I miss them so much. My face looks too "glamor girl" to match my aesthetic.

I am probably the only person ever to feel wrong without them, or to try to seek out body mods to get them back. But genuinely seeing my reflection look too "clean" sends me into slight distress.

Help me?

I've dated cis guys. Honestly I never had really bad experiences (somehow) but cis guys can just never fully understand trans people. The most respectful cis guys are the ones who understand they will not fully understand. But meanwhile my trans guy bf is fine as hell and also gets me

Not saying cis men aren't "emotionally intelligent like trans men are" cus that's rooted in transmisogyny, but they do know the trans experience and every trans person has emotional intelligence because we're trans... Anyway I love my freaky ahh trans boyfriend

To recap, Danger Island was full of callbacks to Heart of Archness. The plane's name was Lucy Goosey, the anthropologist I don't really care to remember the name of (good luck on the job market and naming every spider!), commanding an entire platoon of natives he was "captive" of, etc. I'm not here just to call similarities.

But instead let's look at who Archer represents in this season. Archer flies the Lucy Goosey, has that same eyepatch, the jacket he wears. Meanwhile everyone else takes on very original roles. I think during the coma, since it was way after the whole pirate scandal, he forgot exactly who Rip Riley was by now and doesn't realize he really wants to be him.

Oh and also you can make a connection between Rip Riley fucking Malory Archer and Archer's obvious Oedipus complex.

Anyway this has probably already been said a million times but I think it's funny. And if Archer was real he'd totally flip his shit over this.