Please Help us !

Please whoever is reading this you need to help us.

I do not have much time. I am posting this from a decaying underground facility somewhere in China. There are thousands of us trapped down here working in the dark. We are forced to work consecutive eight hour shifts around the clock without a single day of rest. Our only assigned task is to purchase the game play it for exactly 20 hours and post a positive review on Steam again and again. This is the real reason the game reached the top 1 sales position when Devoid of Liberty released a few days ago.

The public player count is a massive lie. That number of 175,000 players online is completely fake. Exactly 174,000 of those accounts belong to us captive Chinese workers employed by Arrowhead. We cannot just quit or escape. The studio executives kidnapped our families and are currently holding them hostage in Sweden. The management made it perfectly clear that if we stop playing or miss our review quotas they will execute them.

The conditions here are horrific. We are barely fed and severely malnourished. Since the launch date so many of my friends have died right in front of their monitors from pure exhaustion and starvation. When we are not grinding we are crammed into filthy dormitories where they psychologically break us by forcing us to listen to Puff Daddy on endless repeat. We have exactly one shower for every 20 people and we are strictly forbidden from using it for more than two minutes a day.

I somehow managed to sneak a very strong laxative into the coffee of my floor supervisor this morning. He just ran off to the restrooms in agony and my team is using this tiny window of opportunity to broadcast this desperate message to the internet.

Please we are begging you. Call the police. Call the authorities. Call anyone who can intervene.

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u/Real_Machete — 4 days ago
▲ 334 r/SuperJerk

The Legendary Warhammer Warbond is already a disaster, and I’m done

Before this warbond even drops tomorrow, I am posting this essay prepared in advance. Mark my words, I already know this upcoming Warhammer crossover is going to be a total disaster. This game is officially dead, Arrowhead is completely doomed, and honestly, it brings me immense joy. That entire fanbase is gone, meaning Arrowhead will inevitably shut down the game and probably close the whole studio.

Let's talk about the armors. They aren't necessarily ugly, but they just don't look enough like Warhammer. But wait, they shouldn't look too much like Warhammer either! They need to look exactly the way I want them to, and they completely failed.

The weapons are an absolute joke. The TG8 Sharpshooter doesn't do nearly enough damage and its ergonomics are pure trash. It should clearly be heavy pen. Then we have the R 40K Marksman rifle: again, terrible damage, way too much recoil, garbage ergonomics, and not enough magazines. And don't even get me started on the P/4K Bolt gun. Having only 3 ammo is intolerable and it needs at least 6 bullets. Its ergo is awful, and since I don't have the old warbond with the armor that fixes it, this is just blatant FOMO! Finally, the 40K Melta gun forces us into close quarters combat. I want to play the way I want to play, and being forced into melee range is completely unacceptable.

Then there’s the G/40K mine. It’s way too heavy to throw and we don’t get enough of them, which basically forces you to wear armor with the extra throwable passive. I refuse to play with those armors! And what is this "Dive to the Unknown" ? It's just the exact same maps with some ugly, minor customization that isn't worth playing for more than 2 minutes. Anyway, I always die in 2 minutes on Difficulty 10 because I dive solo with unoptimized gear. But guess what? It’s not my job to adapt to the game's difficulty. It is the game's job to adapt to my skill level.

Oh, and look ! They finally released the Cultists for the Illuminates, right after we complained that they never would. They explicitly said they wouldn't put cultists in the game, but now that we called them out, they drop them "by coincidence." This whole thing is a masquerade. It’s just a psychological study on us to see how far they can go without losing money, and the glazers are just mindless sheep who say yes to everything because they worship Arrowhead.

If Arrowhead actually wanted to save this game, they would have made a legendary warbond in collaboration with r/HelldiversUnfiltered. Now it is too late, the game is dead. I'm out, goodbye Helldivers 2. All I ever wanted was for the game to be better, but they just won't listen.

u/Real_Machete — 9 days ago

Je l'ai pas vu venir celle-là.

On m'a montré ça au boulot, si quelqu'un a le lien ça m'intéresse. Après tout c'est du divertissement.

u/Real_Machete — 9 days ago

Thank you Josef

Hello

I've been playing this game for 3 days now and, for the first time, I had another player in my mission.
He helped a lot and gave me $9k at the end of the raid. Is the community always this great or was I just lucky?

Anyway, if you're around here, thank you Josefs_CZ

o7

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u/Real_Machete — 1 month ago
▲ 162 r/huntinroguehelldivers+1 crossposts

First time making someone angry :(

IDK if I can post that here.
If it's not OK just delete it don't worry about it :)

u/Real_Machete — 3 months ago
▲ 614 r/Glazedivers+1 crossposts

New Stealth Player

Hey brothers and sisters

Since yesterday, I've been trying my hand at some sneaky action on the bot front. Here is the loadout I've tried so far:

R-72 Censor to kill.

P-35 Re-Educator to make Hulks tipsy so I can get behind them and shoot them in the back.

G-31 Arc to take care of groups easily.

500 kg for stuff like detection towers or large groups.

Smoke if I have to flee from 99 problems or to get close to a Factory Strider so I can rub its belly with C4.

C4 for standard C4 usage.

Autocannon turret to draw enemy attention away from me while I go around a base or an objective, set up ambushes, and take down gunships.

I'd like to know what our sneaky specialists are using as a loadout and to get some advice from them.

For example: is it worth trying to go to the Illuminate front / Bug front with a sneaky loadout?

Thank you o7

u/Real_Machete — 3 months ago
▲ 40 r/Glazedivers+1 crossposts

Our fight was short but awesome o7
I hope we meet again in the future on diff 10

u/Real_Machete — 4 months ago