u/Recent_Shoulder4812

Crystal cup is impossible there i said it crystal cup is actually impossible i hate playing this game SO MUCH and here's why

1 the wastelands is the worst stage ever makes all bad smash bros stages look playable by comparison the stage is so slidey and i can't grab the fucking ball most of the time cause of it and the stage just looks ugly and confuses me at the same time so yeah this stage can burn in hell for all i care!

2 the ai is brutal they will just constantly attack you if you have the ball or not and some characters like monty mole feel impossible to not get hit by and waluigi can create walls with his captain item!

3 megastrikes are inconsistent you could do a perfect megastrike and get NO BALLS IN THE GOAL but then you could the worst megastrike of all time AND GET ALL OF THE BALLS IN THE GOAL LIKE SERIOUSLY WTF WERE THEY THINKING?!

4 difficulty spike is too much fire cup is the easiest shit in the world cause you can just spam megastrikes and hammer bros deke and your opponent will do NOTHING ABOUT IT! but then here comes the crystal cup with the MOST AGGRESSIVE CPUS I'VE EVER SEEN! i hate this difficulty spike!

5 if playing on illegal hardware to immediately get 100% on your save file or doing the sd card cheese on a normal wii in tourneys makes the game more fun than you know you fucked up!

I'm sorry if i insulted you with this rant and if you like this game than good for you i just can't deal with this games unfair brutal and even sometimes luck based bullshit anymore and i should play more fun casual mutliplayer wii games or even some more calming wii games than this right now.

Rant over!

Wtf do i do when an items appears out of nowhere and kills me why can't i turn this off WHY ARE EVENTS SO ANNOYING IN THIS GAME! This just incredibly annoying and is the reason why events are difficult in the 1st place how do you counter this shit design

Red shells are basically the meta of mkds battle mode and the fact that they can hit you even when you have an item behind your back is annoying especially when you get hit by them almost every time and almost no other item! I still like mkds battle mode but stuff like this sometimes make it more frustrating to play than actually fun which is kinda disappointing (and if you are wondering i never played mario kart tour)

Everytime i fight eye brawl in swap force battle mode he shreds my health to 0 in a minute with his eye lasers and he has 1000 health and he has A STUPID FUCKING GLITCH THAT HAS HIS FLYING EYE BALL GO THROUGH PLATFORMS! is there anyone that can beat him? Cause swap force eye brawl is a contender for getting BANNED in battle mode.

I don't go here that often anymore but HOLY SHIT BRAWL HAS THE WORST CONTROLS OF ANY SMASH GAME I'VE PLAYED wii remote and nunchuck make the characters dash too much making it too hard to simply walk! Its way to hard to do any tilt attacks cause i have to either jump or do a smash attack! and sometimes i can't even smash attack cause the inputs ARE TOO FUCKING DELAYED! not even wii remote sideways is good overall fuck brawls controls up its goddamn ass and it makes this game not fun to play at all. end of rant.