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Got a wedding Monday morning and couldn’t get to my one in time today. Hoping he doesn’t mind me cheating on him this one time given he’s not open on Sundays

My friend’s dad is a Muslim and overheard his son using “haramball” to describe Arsenal yesterday.

“What is haram about the ball?”
“No it’s about the tactics?”
“Ok what is haram about the tactics?”
“It’s too defensive with no intention to attack”
“And this displeases Allah?”
“…It’s just a joke Dad. Fans don’t like it so they say it’s sinful I guess.”
“So there must be a halalball?”
“Ermmm yeah Barca? Yeah Barca, Bayern, PSG”
“Yeah I don’t think I like Islamic terms like halal and haram being used to describe football tactics.”
“……”
“……”
Me: Saj, tell your dad about why they call him “Artetanyahu” and “football terrorism” and “pass and inshaallah”