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((I just wanted to post this image in rp))

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He is not that thrilled about everything. He is still silent, as usual.

I left for 10 minutes and BAM. It was entertaining to read lol

"I mean, come on. The care bear reject has done far worse than this and you all didn't mind. I don't have anything to hide and I LOVE the sensation of being uncomfortable. You are just stupid. We are not the same."

"So, calm yourselves down. I do not need to hear your yapping down the halls. If you do, I'm going to use your fears and secrets against you. I am not above doing it. Now, SHUT UP and die in a hole for all I care."

((Yes, X canonically can't feel fear as he loves the feeling of being uncomfortable.))

((Reddit, this is roleplay))

((This is a joke post))

*Pretty Laughter*

IMAGE IS UNRELATED

Look, I'm sorry but it has gone on for 2 days and I really didn't want it to go for a third. I will try to procrastinate less for the rest of the bosses.

To make up for it, have this image I found on Pinterest. I'm sorry.

((Biter isn't playing, she's just watching))

Faker: "YOU'RE CHEATING!"

Lord X: "No I'm not. All I did was take your star."

Faker: "FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS GAME!"

Cyn: /[Can we just enjoy this game?/]

Loss X: "Yeah, can you two listen to mother?"

Biter: ???

Black: "And that's why the finale sucked."

White: "Wait hold on, you can't just say that for one specific reason."

Black: "What's there to it? Over half of it was focused on one character when it was supposed to be a show about multiple characters adapting to a stagnant life. Hell, one of the other characters episode was given to him when the next one was supposed to be his. Creator bias I swear."

White: "Well, it was always planned to be his stor-"

Black: "NO IT WAS NOT! It turned into the jackass' show after episode 3. I may be a jackass but I found him boring."

White: "Geez, you really need to stop delving too deep into shows."

Black: "No, you will not stop me."

((I needed a conversation for the two so I did the first one that came to mind))

((Yes, they found new drip))

Mrs SEGA: "I must say, things do get boring around here."

Lord X: "Well yes, but at least the food is far from terrible."

Mrs SEGA: "You do have a point there. Thank you for finding these for us."

Lord X: "Your welcome, mother."

Kolossos: *grunt sfx*

AC Doll: "И? К чему ты клонишь?"

Kolossos: *growl sfx*

AC Doll: *sighs* "Ладно, я тоже согласен с тобой, что Грин должен уйти."

((Best image I have and I didn't have time to draw it so you're ya go. Also, the image is not AI despite what Reddit tried to say))

"I never knew plant life was so... fascinating. I guess being locked up in a mansion serving humans kept me from the beauty of life."

The team is now prepared and has entered a green ring. You all end up at Scrap Brain Zone and a certain red fella has been waiting to greet you all.

Red (image 2): "All right, hold it right there! I can't let ya get past. I have a job to do. Now turn around and leave."

this post is in three phases. respond to the thread for the appropriate phase

Red (1st phase) HP: 395

Green (2nd phase) HP: 850

Both (3rd phase) HP: 1,600 (two separate hit points)

((Repost cuz I needed a better Kolossos image))

2011X: "So you rule a storybook world? How amusing."

Kolossos: "..."

2011X: "Not much of a talker? Okay..."

2011X: "So you're the king of a storybook world? How amusing."

Kolossos: "..."

2011X: "Not much of a talker huh? Okay then."

(Mainly an excuse so I could have a variant of Kolossos I made for another sub to be here)

Kolossos tool over a variant of a dead Sonic (obviously) but traveled to the storybook worlds. While he was there, he used Sonic's corpse and found Excalibur in the stone, ripped it out, and fused it to his arm. He used this newfound strength and power to slay King Arthur and Merlina. After the fight, he sat upon the throne and took over the storybook worlds.

He has ruled his realm for a while.

His appearances in other asym games are still canon to him, he's just been busy in between. He's still friends with the others. He takes his armor off if he wants to.

"Wha- where am I? Why do I keep getting teleported to new places? Whatever. This one seems... less chaotic."

"Ugh, where am I? Gee, this place looks like it's gonna die any moment now... PERFECT!"

"Hello everyone! I assume you already know me but if you don't, you can call me Alastor, The Radio Demon. I must say I loved watching all of your antics that I couldn't help just participating! I know this will be entertaining."

((I am a bit rusty with Hazbin Hotel so bear with me))

((Yes, they have accepted SD-CYN into their ranks))

Red: "You can't have that many Draw 4s in a single deck!"

Maroon: "You can too!"

Red: "Can not!"

Maroon: "Can too!"

Red: "CAN NOT!"

Maroon: "CAN TOO!"

White: "Geez, they're gonna be at this for a while."

SD-CYN: *hiding the fact that her entire deck is Draw 4s*

Green: "God damn it, Red."

Black: "..."

Grey: "..."

((Non-interactable))

My5t Crimson X: "Welp, glad that is done."

Cyn: /[Questioning. Yeah but have you ever thought about the backlash from this?/]

My5t Crimson X: "Eh, they all wronged me so this was needed."

Cyn: /[That is true but they would be coming at us and they want him back/]

The Devil: "And that's why we're getting help. They may come but we can slow them down. Besides, it would be fun to crush them all under our might."

Cyn: /[Agreement. Of course. I love to fight and win against weaklings./]

My5t Crimson X: "I also agree. I can't wait to put them in their place."

The Devil: "Then it is settled. We shall get some people into aiding our cause."