If so, 1: how would you react if we'll do? 2: who do you think should be in the first wave? (if there would be even more than one wave)
(the art's from Twitter, the artist is listed on the art itself.)
To the side he's cuteness, innocence, charisma, and any sorts of bias (optionally-). From 1 to 10: how sexually attractive do you find Spam overall?
My first ever Reddit post was about Spam's ability to get angry, and so, here's kinda a little continuation of it. Do you think if Spam tried to play such an annoying and irritating ass game that I already understand the whole pain of playing without actually even playing it myself such as Getting Over It would've, he finally lost it or nah?-
The Prototype here for example because he was ocasionally making those weird sounds of voices, alarms and so on. How do you think would've it been if Spam was spelling something like those sounds The Prototype makes (but more music-orientated and no where near as disturbing OFC-) instead of talking?
LOOK AT THE ARM, look. At. The arm.
Kayla and Rosemary Walten (post Jack Walten dissapearence state); The Walten Files.
(LIVE ME ALONE REDDIT'S AI, YES IT IS RELATED TO ZOOPHOBIA, DON'T YOU DARE QUESTIONING ME-)
Spam and Caine (TADC)
Jack and The Prototype; Poppy Playtime
Zill and Springtrap; The Novel Trilogy
We still need the regular Kissy (assuming that the damaged one might be in wave 3 if it'll ACTUALLY be chapter 5 themed or maybe even as the not revealed exclusive of the next wave) Bron, Catbee, Candy Cat, Boogie Bot, Bunzo, PJ, Wack-a-Wuggies (idk how would the make the four characters as one figure, might figure something out, dunno, they've already did some unordinary things, like the wide figures in the horrisontal box like Mommy and DJ Music Man in HW2 wave or the big Jumbo figs like Mangle in fnaf 2 themed wave (The Prototype, like one guy in the comments said, would actually make a BANGER Jumbo Pop in the, again, possible chapter 5 themed wave 3)), Miss Delight, BBI CatNap, both cartoon and BBI Dogday, (maybe the smiling Critters themed wave even with the others? That would be peak, might even throw in BBI CatNap in there instead, since the cartoon one is in wave 1), Nightmare Huggy, Nightmare CatNap, maybe even the more obscure ones from chapter 2 like Daisy, Daddy Long Legs, Baby Long Legs and maybe even some of the rejected toys from the werehouse (look me in the eyes and tell me you doesn't want Sir Poops-A-Lot figure, you CAN'T-)...
So...
Yeah.
Let funko cook, the wave 1 is PEAK and I'm waiting for the reveal of the chapter 4 themed wave 2 this month with the holded breath. (also, assumtions in the comments about who do you think will be the exclusive this time (I bet it'll be the oversized Baba Chops) and what's the Chase version of Harley will be. (I assume it'll be one of he's crazy/angry eyes) (okay I'm done byyyyeeee))
...I hope I won't get wrong side outed for saying this... But... From what I see and feel, Cameron isn't really THE main character of Zoophobia, since we LITTERALLY HAVE THE MAIN FIVE WHO'S "TEAM'S NAME" IS LITTERALLY "THE MAIN CHARACTERS", so... In my opinion, the best way to portrate the fact that we’ve got the main character alongside the team of other main characters, with Jack being the leading other main protagonist, is to make the first half of the story with Cameron as it's MAINER protagonist, with it being it's first Set of arks with Kaycee as the main antagonist, deeply connected to her, exploring her whole ark and story with her dream and all that, before defeating Kaycee in the end of the first half of the story, and THEN... (here comes the most controversial part, please have mercy-), kill Cameron off at some point at the start of second half of the story, so that the place of the main characters would get shafted to the main five as officially the main characters of Zoophobia, with the second half of the story being about Malvada.
Now, I already know how diobolical it sounds to kill off Cameron, but hear me out; that's not the death of the character for the sake of the death of the character, but rather about the further story development, with the old main character passing the torch to the new (kinda sorta) character (Jack specifically), the way it was originally supposed to be in the 1986 the transformers the movie, where they originally plammed to kill off Optimus Prime for good, so that Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime would become the new, prominent main character of the story, only diffrence with it being Jack was the character we already knew and were familiar with, so it actually would be more at home to have already familiar character to become the new prominent main protagonist after the passing of the previous one. (instead of creating the new one, like it was with Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime, where when you're new to the character you doesn't have no where near that same attachment as with the main protagonist who you knew for so long, unlike that new guy, who you've just find out about.)
В ФОРТЕ НАШЛИ "СТРОЮЩЕЕСЯ" ЗДАНИЕ, КОТОРОЕ СНАРУЖИ 1 В 1 ПИЦЦЕРИЯ ИЗ ПЕРВОГО ФНАФ МУВИ, ТАК ЕЩЁ И КОЛЛАБУ ЗААНОНСИЛИ, ТАК ЕЩЁ И СКОРО ХЕЛЛОУИН, А В ФОРТЕ КАЖДЫЙ ХЕЛЛОУИН ИВЕНТ С ХОРРОР КОЛЛАБАМИ
AU is bassically gonna be TADC but with zoophobia characters in place of the original characters... Yeah, not very original, but that's just what my autistic brain do...
Cameron as Pomni: quite self explanatory, both are the main characters, both had a similar reaction when they first get into they're universe's main location. (and also because they're just genuinely giving me similar vibe... Idk why...)
Rusty as Jax: ...do I even have to explain this? Both are abusive jerks (Rusty to Jack and Jax to Gangle), both got they're dads abondon them (at least if I remember correctly on Rusty's case), both are closeted about they're unregularities (Rusty is a closeted gay and Jax is a closeted transfem), and both hid they're feelings deep down.
Jack as Gangle: The reasoning why was kinda covered above... But also because I just can't help but feel that Jack would feel not so out of place on Gangle's place...
Jill as Zooble: mainly because they're relationship with Jack/Gangle... But also because of the fact that Jack discribed Jill as a not so very friendly person, which kinda goes in hand with Zooble's grumpiness (which also add to the fact that Zooble isn't like that with Gangle and Jill isn't with Jack)
Spam as Kinger: both are pretty quirky and just got the similar vibe to them as a bit crazy bu lovable goobers. (in Kinger's case it's not really "A bit"...)
Autumn as Ribbit: ...pretty much the exact same thing as with Jack/Gangle with Jill/Zooble, since Rusty as Jax, then Autumn would OBVIOUSLY have to be someone close to him, and with Pomni being taken by Cameron... You see the vision.-
Damian as Caine: I know they're pretty diffrent in personalities... But I just can't help but genuinely like the idea of Damian being the ringmaster with control over the main cast... I don't know why, I just like the way it sounds-
The only ones I'm still struggling with though is who would be Ragatha, Kaufmo, Scretch and Bubble... (and the four other guys from the original developers cast in face of Spike, Wormo, Bisco and Ratty, they're personalities are just straight up no one's I'm sorry-), with Ragatha in my eye the best options were Jackie, Kayla or Fabian, but I'm just not sure if it'd be right to add Kayla without Zill or Jackie without Alanzo... And Fabian is just not exactly that in terms of personality nor vibe... So... Yeah...
(don't judge, I know it's stupid, I've just liked the idea of all dat-)