STOP SPOILING LANTERNS

STOP SPOILING LANTERNS

Hello everybody, hello everybody

just a mod here telling all y'all if you absolutely HAVE TO POST about the hit new DC Studios/HBO original series Lanterns to please please PLEASE mark it a spoiler. it's a good thing I stole a family member's hbomax subscription so I could stay caught up, but other awesome members aren't so lucky.

most of your are lazy ragebait that break rule 5 anyway so make sure you put in a little effort in pls <3

u/Shoddy_Morning_2827 — 21 hours ago

"And over on the right side of our tour bus we see a pair of DC fans burying their heads in the sand in response to the barely-muttered possibility of troubled production, enabling them to ignore their surroundings and pretend nothing good has ever happened for fans of the franchise."

u/Shoddy_Morning_2827 — 8 days ago

Tell you what, guys? Why don't you go find a bridge... AND THEN JUMP OFF IT?!?

i don't have devastator but I think any 'Con-biner team works for the scene

u/Shoddy_Morning_2827 — 9 days ago

mastermind creations infinite finity first edition stray not drift

I love how a design so ostentatious can become an everyday mundane object

the same insane hand articulation from Optus Pexus is here but downscaled and with more solid finger joints to hold his swords in basically any pose

u/Shoddy_Morning_2827 — 14 days ago

I've figured out the underwear problem. The other suits allow too much fabric in the legs which allows bunching into the crotch. This new Snyderverse inspired speedo design will allow for sleeker color separation while allowing viewers to ogle that bulge to their heart's content!

u/Shoddy_Morning_2827 — 20 days ago

Another thrilling addition to the "White Guy Does A Few War Crimes Then Feels REALLY Bad About It Afterward 🥺" Cinematic Universe

4 homesick Matt Damons out of 5

u/Shoddy_Morning_2827 — 24 days ago

Reminder: "Snyder Bad" is not a valid post (zero tolerance policy for rule 2 violations)

this sub exists cause we thought some Snyder fans protesting the DC reboot were really funny, but y'all have taken it waaaaay too far. even after multiple mod posts telling y'all to be nice, still every other comment is "augh what deranged assholes" or "meeagh garbage flop director who HATES superheroes" and I can't help but notice that

y'all got zero chill.

you guys know shitty people exist everywhere, right? they're not exclusive to any one fandom. it's not new or special that some trolls on Snyder subreddits are bigoted trolls, those are a dime a dozen in every online forum. and you guys're letting em get inside your head to convince you to fling just as much shit as they do. that ain't ok.

this may come as a shock to some of you but most of us on the mod team dont dislike Snyder or his movies? some of those movies are kinda cool I think, and even a bad movie from any director is still a fun time with friends. you guys are being really rude and it makes me sadder than a Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds song.

so this is y'alls last reminder from us to

follow the stinking second rule (first rule too)

don't be mean, don't stop being silly, and don't feed the trolls. if you don't have an interest in being part of the "okbuddy" in okbuddysnydercult", then don't post here!

sometimes Zack Snyder himself posts funny things on Instagram and you can share screenshots of those, as long as it follows the rules!

ts is not that serious fam. have fun if your here.

u/Shoddy_Morning_2827 — 27 days ago