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Excerpt: “There were just to many interesting things going on within the local population. Those children were just dangling off that one exhibit. All their parents standing around, all like, “This is fine”.

In 1833, George Stephenson’s locomotive “Samson” collided with a horse and cart at a crossing in England resulting in the loss of 80 dozen eggs and 50 pounds of butter. Rather than concluding that the cart driver who was almost certainly heavily intoxicated and entirely oblivious to his surroundings should have simply looked both ways before steering his horse onto the track, Stephenson decided to commission a musical instrument maker to equip a steam powered trumpet onto the boiler.

Almost 200 years later, public property owners in modern British Columbia are legally forced to absorb thousands of dollars in municipal infrastructure costs to silence Stephenson’s “innovation”.

We sent our investigative reporter Legs to the Armstrong IPE and this is our story.

I did an expose on a local charity. Somebody needed to put them in their place. I do hyper local satire about small town life. Were angry about fundraisers, parking lots, and walking trails. If you check us out I hope you like it and I would appreciate feedback. I've only been doing this since July 30th.

My news site about where I live. To help be keep up with purely local issues. I've been covering nearby communities as well. Does it look OK? Feel good to navigate?