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After a large unpredicted solar event hours ago, large gusts of wind and blasts of sunlight are pounding Belasco Residents, causing them to be blinded while the winds move and flip cars. The winds have been reported to go up to 100 miles per hour. The BCPD recommends staying inside and sheltering in place.

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According to multiple sources, Los Injures has worse drivers than Belasco city on average. Los Injures has also recorded more car accidents and road related incidents than Belasco city.

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According to multiple anonymous whistleblowers, Bruckell has illegally changed their emission measurement technology in the past to downplay the total amount of fossil fuels their vehicles emit. According to Bruckell employees "these systems falsely make the emissions appear to be significantly lower than what it actually is". Whistleblowers claim that the emission may be up to 10 times the emissions than previously thought. Bruckell could face Billions in fines and millions of recalled cars.

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Last weekend, 2 welders who worked at Belasco City Garage welded a metal ramp to the front of a D-Series they were paid to paid paint. It is unknown how they knew where the truck was going to be, but they used their modified vehicle to ram the back of the truck, sending it flying into the other lane. The truck slammed into 2 vehicles head on, causing major injuries to both drivers including a concussion and partial paralysis. The 2 criminals and the 2 security guards exited their vehicles, and the welders were shortly shot dead by the police officers following the truck down the road. The officers were found not liable for the deaths, and the stolen truck was undamaged other than the modified ramp and grille.

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After the recent death of a California Highway Patrol officer on a Belasco Interstate, a majority of BCPD officers are on strike in an attempt to overturn the Belasco City Council's previous decision to allow the robot vans to stay on the road. Without a large group of BCPD officers, the 4th most violent crimes in a single day in Belasco was recorded yesterday, and few are being actively investigated. Bruckell has released a new Man-Operated van, The Bruckell ECV, which they have stated is in direct competition with "the unsafe clanker cars" on the roads now. The ECV's have exploded in popularity among businesses, but it will be difficult to compete with the convenience to not have to allocate funds for drivers.

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After witnessing a modified sedan speeding down Interstate 110 North, a California State Trooper gave chase and sped down the highway in pursuit. Whilst chasing the dangerous driver down the highway, an AI Controlled Delivery Van swerved in the way of the officer instead of moving out of the way, causing the officer to flight bumper first into a concrete barrier, causing blunt trauma to the front of his head, and ultimately the officer passed away in the hospital. The company operating the vehicle, SuperCart, says the mistake was not related to their conduct and "It was purely a software issue". No formal lawsuits have been filed at this time, and the department has declared the incident an accident.

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After only 2 days of placement of barriers and repurposed containers, the Belasco City Street circuit is complete for the Pet City 450. The practice has begun on the track and multiple notable drivers like Joseph Moamia and Rival Loius Cromotrov are setting the first ever lap times on the brand-new layout.

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The long awaited and second race held in Belasco City this season, The Pet City 450 on a new layout of the Belasco City Street Circuit is being held this weekend. The track is nearly fully set up, and we will post a video of the layout of the race track very soon.

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According to the Belasco Police Department, vehicle theft is a major threat to citizens and urge them to keep their vehicles locked and keep eyes on expensive cars out in the open.

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"Original Gavril Beauty. The car represents the history and creativity of the company.", said Fredrick Stelleto, the soon-to-be former owner of this 1960 Gavril Dynamo prototype. This vehicle was produced 3 times to test the safety of the vehicle, and the one being sold was the only vehicle which was not damaged in the testing and was sold for 225 dollars in 1962 (75,000 dollars approximately in modern value according to the CPI). Although the vehicle's path through owners is unknown, Stelleto acquired the car in 2000, and allowed its price to raise through the 21st century until deciding to put it on the market at the end of June. The vehicle's price is estimated at around 1,840,000 dollars.

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Based on a recent survey conducted by TransGlobal logistics, the city of Firewood in Maine ranks 18th of all cities with populations below 15,000 residents. Many citizens say there is high-quality public services, such as sewage, water cleanliness, and Fire Department response time.

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