u/Spiritual-Jeweler690

Erebus... and to a lesser extent kor phaeron present a very large obstacle for her SO to overcome. And the simple fact of the matter is that if the SO doesn't allign with chaos. Erebus is going to try and kill him. and so probobly will kor phaeron. Which means that their is no way all three of these charecters are making it to the horus heresy. which means that either the SO doesn't make it or the horus heresy may very well just not happen.

Do you think that Female Ironwood's robot side wouls have a fake tit so it would be symetrical or what? or do you think she wouldn't bother

• Gold (hair)
• annoying,
• serves as comic relief,
• Much weaker than the rest of the cast
• serves as a third wheel in a poorly written romance (Bumblebe, Anakin and Padme)
• Has a surprising connection to the secondary antagonist >!If you don't know theirs a wierd comic where Cinder has a wet dream about juane that is official material might not be cannon, and darth vader built 3P0!<
• Is usually stupid, but actually possesses a number of useful skills that rarely come up
• A frankly baffling amount of people seem to think he's hot for some reason
• Both have connections to the divine (joan of arc is a saint, 3P0 is worshiped as a god)
• both serve as excuses to deliver exposition to the audience

Blake actually looks older than Adam, sure he's taller than her, but Blake isn't particularly tall to begin with, and quite frankly it is not at all abnormal for a 15 year old man to be taller than most adult women, And Adam just looks young, between his hairstyle edgy clothing and what not.

He also acts like a teenager, angsty woe is me, he uses the word darling as a threat,

So I present to you my theory, Blake is 17, Adam is 15, Blake is the one dating someone to young for her not Adam.

It's a bit of a silly take but it does make sense

Are accurate enough to hit space mariens from miles away and have enough firepower to kill them in one shot, they outnumber the space marines by somewhere between 10-1000 to one

Edit some preemptive answers
but the jedi don'thave problems with them... Space marines don't have precognition. And can't (consistently) dodge plasma or melta blasts which travel at the same speed.

Clone troopers handle them just fine... no they don't they die in droves to them.

But they missed a whole bunch in this scene... they were shooting at space ships, in which case they actually proved incredibly accurate for an anti tank weapon targeting space ships. Jedi... which no one can reliably hit, or main characters who have plot armor.

"They don't look that tough... one they are armored, two, they have range"

Comparison to tau, The tau should win every land battle they fight against the imperium, so should the necrons and Aeldari.

For the benefit of the many authors who I assume are either female or pay very little attention to their own testicles ... men's testes are actually less made up of fluid when their full. the actual liquid in their is produced in your prostate and seminal glands while only the sperm itself is produced in the testes. This means that when testes are full of semen they are hard. They become soft after repeated ejaculation. Though in my experience that is the sort of thing that only happens after a very busy day so to speak. They do not slosh around like jugs, even if they were hyper sized.

Edit: Apparently fanfic writers like lessons on anatomy

So here's a free one... just look up a medical journal when you have weird questions like this...

First of all the hutts don't have any of those pesky morals. But they also have a lot of the same Ancientness going on, hutts each live thousands of years. What is ancient history for humanity, is simply daddy's journal for a hutt. They also have ancient and terrifying arsenals of wardroids, ancienct ships that still command considerable firepower and the like, they also are the ones with large catches of inhumane weaponry, oh and the hutts themselves are pretty monstruous, they are incredibly strong, and their fat basically serves as ablative armor, allowing them to survive incredible injuries. They are incapable of feeling charity or pity. Heck they were even the targets of the pius dea crusades which were the knockoff imperium.

Oh also most warhammer 40k crime syndicates are ripoffs of star wars anyway