u/SpudWithaDream

Drake the type to meet his favorite celebrity only to find out years later, they were just an impersonator

Drake the type to meet his favorite celebrity only to find out years later, they were just an impersonator

u/SpudWithaDream — 2 days ago

Drake the type of awesome athlete to have the Mario 64 mission “Footrace with Koopa the Quick” playing in his head as inspiration whenever he runs the mile in gym class

u/SpudWithaDream — 6 days ago

Drake the type to go to a Pixies concert expecting all of the band members to look and dress like this

u/SpudWithaDream — 7 days ago

Drake the type of misinformed marvin to confuse the Spanish phrase for “I love you” for how to ask for someone’s name when he’s learning a second language

u/SpudWithaDream — 7 days ago

Drake the type of Tomodachi Life Tommy to start break dancing in pure euphoria after eating white bread or drinking tap water, his favorite food and drink

u/SpudWithaDream — 10 days ago

Drake the type to be forbidden from bringing his iPod to school. So, he brings a record player and some of his grandmother’s old albums. However, this is what she chose to listen to.

u/SpudWithaDream — 11 days ago

Drake the type of dopey doctor to get kicked in his nether regions by his patient when he tests their reflexes

u/SpudWithaDream — 11 days ago