Some aunty started talking shit about my hair at village.
Pata hai aaj kya hua, So I'm on summer vacation at my village and I'm growing my hair out, not even long but just middle length with slickback. There's a neighbour wali aunty who saw me and her first words were "kitna lamba baal hai, lagta hi nhi ki XYZ ka beta hai ye" (He has such long hair, can't believe he's son of XYZ). Adding it she said some more shits about my beloved hair and I lost it. I said "aunty ji bura mat manna but pure gao bhar me sabse ganda ghar aapka hai " (her house is genuinely disgusting) and then ended it by saying "3 bacche karliye hai bas karo pura football team banan hai kya" (she was pregnant).