Remembering when I never talked to Bob

From 2015 to 2019 I never saw Bob Dylan in my town. I never saw him on my street and I never saw him on a plane. I did not see him on a cow, I did not see him in love somehow. I did not see him on a lake, with a girl on a picnic date. I did not see him when I looked in Rome, I did not see him in my neighbor's home.

I lived in CA and never left to travel to five states, I never left to Japan and never left to Oregon. I traveled for 40 weeks a year trying to chase bad highs but never saw Bob. I never heard his music and never thought of him.

I would almost always not see him when I was alone. I would never see him when I was tired or afraid. I had a lot of time on my hands so I learned exactly where Bob would not be by following his band's whole travel routine.

I never developed a routine where I stayed outside the theatre and I never saw his bus arrive before his performance. I never was in a state where he performed, and never was in a state where Bob owned property.

I never saw him come out in his long dark hoodie after a show, I never saw him come up to my friend and ask him in a smooth drawl, "you new here?"

I never saw Bob's head draped with a white towel, and he appeared sweaty when I saw him, which was never. Sometimes he would not be near me and I would shout "That was a terrific Shelter from the Storm! You guys were on fire!" or whatever

He never ignored me when I failed to shout this, as I never was within 2000 miles of Bob Dylan at any point in my life, and never plan to be. Bob never looked at me and we never caught eyes, he never smiled and I never smiled, as I never met him or knew him well, or at all.

One time I never said to him, "Hey Bob, it's me again!", and he never looked back at me, never looking me up and down and grimacing while stepping back into his tour bus. Tony Garnier never said anything to me after this.

I was always loud and obnoxious when I did not see Bob, for he was never there so I did not need to regulate my behaviour. No meeting ever happened, and I never think of it for that reason.

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u/StringFood — 2 days ago
▲ 1.3k r/BobDylanCircleJerk+1 crossposts

Last night, Bob Dylan stretches his knee with a leg extension, turns and faces the audience with a half grin, half unzips his jacket and half smiles again, hands above head clapping in ecstasy, puts his hand on his hip then turns and leaves

u/StringFood — 6 days ago

Dear Bob,

Bob, if you're reading this I just wanted to say helloA, always liked your music and you seemed funny in that movie about mr Bojangles. Anyway hope you're well Bob. If you made it this far

Friend always,

-Stringfood

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u/StringFood — 12 days ago

Thinking of moving to Da Vale in the fall what should I know

Da Vale's been on my watchlist since I lived in foster creek and now it's exciting to be on the 4086

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u/StringFood — 1 month ago

I did a quick improvisation recording to test my new stereo microphone setup and wanted to share the results

u/StringFood — 2 months ago
▲ 54 r/chess

One of the hardest chess puzzles from an old book by a man with no name

u/StringFood — 2 months ago
▲ 123 r/candy

Jelly Belly corporate stops selling bulk jelly bellies to consumers directly

The only way to get fresh jelly beans direct from the manufacturer is now GONE! go ahead and try to buy any jelly beans from jellybelly.com besides the new collections

Went to jellybelly.com today to grab some single-flavor bulk and the site is unrecognizable. Big serif fonts. "Tasting flights designed with intention." Curated "collections" of 6–10 flavors that someone in marketing decided you'll like. No store. No bulk. No single flavors. No cart.

Turns out Ferrara (their parent) just launched a rebrand last week called "Bean Appétit," and the official announcement confirms ecommerce is shutting down - you can't buy from jellybelly.com at all anymore.

If anyone knows where to still get bulk single-flavor shipped, I'm all ears.

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u/StringFood — 2 months ago