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It's two days until payday.

You're having rice and beans or plain Ramen for dinner! for a day!

I cast power word: poor!

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 — 17 days ago
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Language barriers for all!

You're forced to use translate to communicate anything! Your job didn't train you to deal with language barriers!

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 — 22 days ago

They're both about love... not the vibe I was looking for at 9:00 am.

I can kind of understand how heart boner is related to I want to know what love is....

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 — 1 month ago

i do like ASMR, but this is getting ridiculous. NSFW just in case

I've noticed a bunch of the ASMR channels I do actually watch are beginning to put more and more sexualized content, too...

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 — 1 month ago

This weekend we had a lady go crazy over how comfortable our pillows are. Saying things like, "oh my god, these pillows are the most comfortable I've ever slept on. I must have one!" And things like that the three days she was in house.

Checkout day comes, she asks me if she can buy one pillow from us (just one). And asks how much they cost. I tell her the pillows aren't for sale. She kept insisting and I told her an absurdly high number (to hopefully deter her from considering stealing).

She said out loud, "but, what if I steal one from you?" Basically admitting that that's what she was planning on doing....

I tell her that we have to buy the pillows in sets of four (completely a lie) and that a set is like $1000 (again to hopefully stop her considering it further).

Later at checkout time, I'm in the office watching cameras, and happen to see her with not one, but three of our pillows under her arms.

I call my manager, and she says to add the fee that I quoted her for a set of pillows.

So, we got an additional thousand out of her because she couldn't wait, call and ask where we got our pillows!

P.S. she also got out on our DNR because she stole from us!

I hope THREE PILLOWS WERE WORTH $1000! AND BEING BANNED!

P.P.S. I looked it up, and found the exact pillows we use for $30 for a pair! So, instead she chose kleptomania?

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 — 2 months ago