
u/Sufficient_Two_5753

Thankf for protecting Ralphie Parker's Identity!
I suppose it's time I leave the basement
Where am I from based on the random states I've colored and put a piano over Colorado?
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TIFU by not calling sooner
I was at a local neighborhood bar and grill, it was just me and the barkeep/server. She took a call and started acting odd. I watched her take all of the cash out of the register and safe bag. She looked at me and said "I'll be back in 10 minutes." And left with the cash. 20 minutes pass and she's still not back.
I'm on a first name basis with the owner and I have her number in my phone. I call the owner and tell her that the only employee who has access to the register and safe left. With all the cash.
At this point, the lunch rush was picking up, and several patrons come in to zero employees behind the bar. I tell them all "she said she'd be call in ten minutes, twenty minutes ago." Most of them get impatient and just leave.
One of the other employees had this particular bartender's location on her phone. And tracks her to a sketchy bank in a bad part of town. The owner shows up and immediately gets a call from the bank saying a check for [five digit dollar amount] just bounced at [sketchy bank branch in bad part of town].
Eventually, the rogue employee shows back up to police waiting for her.
TL;DR, I was too naive and trusting to realize I witnessed a robbery.
I cast!
You must walk silly for the rest of your life!
Since we're doing other projects by Chris... How long before we get a 2nd Wizardthrone Album?
I need more of them in my life. Also, a US tour. Please?
It's two days until payday.
You're having rice and beans or plain Ramen for dinner! for a day!
I cast power word: poor!
Language barriers for all!
You're forced to use translate to communicate anything! Your job didn't train you to deal with language barriers!
This street has no street view
The closest available street view is from just last year. No previous year has street view, either.
They're both about love... not the vibe I was looking for at 9:00 am.
I can kind of understand how heart boner is related to I want to know what love is....
i do like ASMR, but this is getting ridiculous. NSFW just in case
I've noticed a bunch of the ASMR channels I do actually watch are beginning to put more and more sexualized content, too...
And now, I have to do outside.... in 70 days
Taken in February of this year.
Around here, it's always Halloween!