u/Sweaty_Pitch_2880

Among others that it insists on heavy rotation…

Searching Reddit, it is pretty well documented that Brandon Marsh looks like a rabid mole with his greasy / wet hair.

I’m rebooting a new post because after a 3 game set prior to the break between the Phillies and my Tigers, plus the ASG, my family and I have been forced to look at him a lot more than usual, and I think it is no coincidence that none of us have had an appetite for the past couple days.

Also - I recognize this is basically a troll post, so I’m posting it here cause I don’t know where else to say what I need to say and it needs to be said.

What is it with this guy? My understanding, from a source I can’t recall is that he wets his hair every inning because he doesn’t like how it feels when it’s dry. This makes everyone who has to look at him uncomfortable. Yeah, it’s supposedly water, but he looks like a total greaseball scumbag. There’s no way his teammates are ok with this.

So anyways - he doesn’t like long hair cause it makes his head itchy or whatever, so his solution is to slick it down and make the world around him uncomfortable. Why not just cut the hair you rabid mole rat person?!? We all win - your head doesn’t itch, we don’t throw up in our mouth every time you come to bat or field a ball… is he a sociopath or what?

If I were in the Phils front office I’d give him an ultimatum - you have 1 week to bathe and groom yourself or we’re DFAing your ass.

I’ve been scrolling for a while and thought I’d share a hack that has been working for me…

Right-side-out your clothes before running the laundry.

I do this at the time of tossing dirty clothes in the hamper … I guess you could do it in bulk as you’re loading the washing machine, if you (unlike me) can be bothered with the extra step in that moment.

Pre-right-side-outing probably doesn’t reduce time on task, but I do find it makes climbing the sort and fold mountain much less daunting.

I’d estimate I’m 15% more likely to fold and put away laundry that has been pre-right-side-outed.