u/TanaFey

So a few months back, Teapot had to get a rabies vaccine and she had a bad reaction to it. She needs a different vaccine today, so the vet gave us anti-nausea meds.

Last night my roommate and I were able to pill her "fairly" easily. Today however.... she tore into us and had to be purritoed.

She is not amused.

Frens! Theo da Pie Rat hear wif mine gurlfriend Bernadette (u/mycookiepants). Itt'z a know soo dai!

Ai wantz too tell yoo bout dis fun nu game mine two Meowmies play caled "Tomodachi Life". Yoo mak characterz dat lok lik peoplez and mak dem inter-act in funni wayz. Yoo shud all tell ur hoomanz too mak yoo in dis game! Yoo can wak an tak and bee peoplez! Mi meowmies waz nice nough to mak Bernie too (wiff input from her meowmy), so wez can play tageder on da island.

Dem da meowmies mak uss custom, matchie shirtz an do a foto shoot. Den dey mak uss say "go crimez" and "salamander" four funzie. Wez habin da bestest time. I lik mine steampunk Pie Rat outfeet an Bernie iz a star!

EDIT: it waz bringed to mine attention dat sometime pokey place does gud tingz for sik cattos. In mine fear and ouraaage Ai did forget dis. Witch iz bigg oppsie cause mine own brudder waz save by a nice pokey lady.

Iz dere a middel groun? Can we co-exist?

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FRENS, Pie Rats, all odder cattoz lend me ur earz! AI, Theo da Pie Rat iz purr-posing a new ting for all ob uss to stand bahind. A shield to purr-tec uss from the scary partz ob lif.

After nother harrowin trip to da pokey place, mine dear gurlfren Bernadette (u/mycookiepants) did a bigg cuddle and share snax. Den she suggest we all form a league an stan up too da pokey people! We don wanna hab blud taken! We don wanna hab nailz clipped. We no wanna get scared wen we is put in carry casement an taken from hour homez! We wantz justise! We haz rites! We know wan ani more borthole violashions!

Join uss in da Buccaneers Against Pokey Place (BAPP)! Let ur meowz bee heared (acuse Ai mine self has asthma an can only squeeaky)!

Yoos liek da logo? All da credit for dat goes to Bernadette (and her mother who is amazing)l

Theo da Pie Rat hear. Ai had berry bad dai. I waz cat napped to da pokey place an did a bigg flail wen meowmy tied too putz me in da carry casement. Ai kinda scratch her gud an maked her bled.

Dey gib mee vac cine an stealz mine blud too test. Dey do a trim ob mine clawz cause meowmy say dey too sharp. An... an... I had gunky in mine ear an Ai ned drops in dem for five dayz! Ai know like dis an wil fight.

Dis mee doin a hide in the exam room. Also, Ai is 9 hole pounds.