u/TanaFey

Teapot da berry anoyed Tortie hear wif disterbed newz. I sleek little gurl, 9.2 lbs. Ai iz 2nd smallest catto in da haus. So wen tings started happen Ai do an ignor. Portia Control happenz ta kittiez ober 10lbs. Meowmiez talk bout less den a scop ob fud four lunchie. Butt! Suspicion! Meowmie COUNTED mine treeatos! She know gib handful! She gib 6! And den..... den..... ill legal smolz turn away! She gib me dis TINY churu rip off! Stoopid bruder (bigger in size butt smaller in wait) get da big won!

Wat da heckin heck! RIOT! SOOOO!

Sorry for the crappy quality of the pic, but....

My roommate and I have been playing since the Switch game came out, and she (an artist BTW) just noticed something. She was looking at the default room (starter shirt and curtain as well) and realized some of the "random" shapes on the walls look like various mouth shapes, eyes and eye brows and even upside down noses.

Is this a well-known thing that we never knew because this is our first Tomodachi game? Is it pareidolia? Or has no one else picked up on it? I just can't unsee it now.

Oh mine cod frens!

Charlie here again wiff messege Ai muss spread. Picki sisfur Teapot waz no eatin' hermz churus (gasp) so Meowmy buyed diffrent licki treatos four her (spoiled gremlin) caled "de lick tables" an Ai sawed somthin on da packige. Look! Y iz we not gettin' 3 ob dese a day? If we can haz hour norm fud pluss 3 why we no gettin' rite serbe size? Worse! Ai onli getz HALF a churu on moostest dayz. Stoopid die ate.

Charlie da Tabby hear doin an outraaaayge.

Ai no it not nice ta sooo oddur cattos, specially wonz in hour own haus. Butt!! Why dum dum orange brudder get moore fudz den me? Why he getz too hole cannz ob wet fudz taday an I jus get won cann? Teapot an Eli also onli gotten won cann as well. All da rest ob us jus gotten dry fudz in hour bowlz.

Diss mee doin a bigg madd an da shrimpy eatin his secon plate.

(Meowmy here. Theo absolutly refused to eat any of his wet food this morning. Not one bite. He just sniffed it and walked away. We didn't have any flavors he liked left, and had to grab him a new can when we ran errands. So when the other three cats got their daily rations of dry food, Theo got his FIRST can of wet food.)

So a few months back, Teapot had to get a rabies vaccine and she had a bad reaction to it. She needs a different vaccine today, so the vet gave us anti-nausea meds.

Last night my roommate and I were able to pill her "fairly" easily. Today however.... she tore into us and had to be purritoed.

She is not amused.

Frens! Theo da Pie Rat hear wif mine gurlfriend Bernadette (u/mycookiepants). Itt'z a know soo dai!

Ai wantz too tell yoo bout dis fun nu game mine two Meowmies play caled "Tomodachi Life". Yoo mak characterz dat lok lik peoplez and mak dem inter-act in funni wayz. Yoo shud all tell ur hoomanz too mak yoo in dis game! Yoo can wak an tak and bee peoplez! Mi meowmies waz nice nough to mak Bernie too (wiff input from her meowmy), so wez can play tageder on da island.

Dem da meowmies mak uss custom, matchie shirtz an do a foto shoot. Den dey mak uss say "go crimez" and "salamander" four funzie. Wez habin da bestest time. I lik mine steampunk Pie Rat outfeet an Bernie iz a star!

EDIT: it waz bringed to mine attention dat sometime pokey place does gud tingz for sik cattos. In mine fear and ouraaage Ai did forget dis. Witch iz bigg oppsie cause mine own brudder waz save by a nice pokey lady.

Iz dere a middel groun? Can we co-exist?

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FRENS, Pie Rats, all odder cattoz lend me ur earz! AI, Theo da Pie Rat iz purr-posing a new ting for all ob uss to stand bahind. A shield to purr-tec uss from the scary partz ob lif.

After nother harrowin trip to da pokey place, mine dear gurlfren Bernadette (u/mycookiepants) did a bigg cuddle and share snax. Den she suggest we all form a league an stan up too da pokey people! We don wanna hab blud taken! We don wanna hab nailz clipped. We no wanna get scared wen we is put in carry casement an taken from hour homez! We wantz justise! We haz rites! We know wan ani more borthole violashions!

Join uss in da Buccaneers Against Pokey Place (BAPP)! Let ur meowz bee heared (acuse Ai mine self has asthma an can only squeeaky)!

Yoos liek da logo? All da credit for dat goes to Bernadette (and her mother who is amazing)l

Theo da Pie Rat hear. Ai had berry bad dai. I waz cat napped to da pokey place an did a bigg flail wen meowmy tied too putz me in da carry casement. Ai kinda scratch her gud an maked her bled.

Dey gib mee vac cine an stealz mine blud too test. Dey do a trim ob mine clawz cause meowmy say dey too sharp. An... an... I had gunky in mine ear an Ai ned drops in dem for five dayz! Ai know like dis an wil fight.

Dis mee doin a hide in the exam room. Also, Ai is 9 hole pounds.