I was offered $2.5 million.

I was offered $2.5 million.

I then proceeded to pretend as though I couldn't understand or hear them for the next 45 minutes after which they got mad called me gay. And then I called them back for the last 2 hours. They are not very happy.

u/Terra-ble_joke — 1 day ago
▲ 1.4k r/JoblessReincarnation+2 crossposts

Appreciating the tragedy that is Elinalise

Shes a very tragic character and I feel that isnt talked about often enough. Even if you only know about her curse its really sad.

Due to her magical curse shes forced into what could only be described as rape. Its sad. She has lived such a long life being forced into sex regardless if she wants to or not because she will literally die if she doesnt.

Her curse lead her to believe she could never be truly loved.

Like most people in her situation she turned to being hyper-sexual as a coping mechanism.

I don't know i just wanted to point this out to appreciate the writing.

u/Terra-ble_joke — 25 days ago
▲ 116 r/Persona5

I saw ANOTHER "Okumura is hard" post

These are called "Battle tools" they are a part of "Infiltration tools" you are told about them well before the end of the first palace. These allow you to do damage of a super effective nature regardless of who does it. This also have the amazing added benefits of giving you whats called "One more". "One more" allows you to take multiple turns in one turn. If dont even half way decently you can take 4 turns per Phantom Thief.

That means you will have 8 total turns of dealing damage with 2 all out attacks before any of the robots reset.

The boss fight isnt hard you just aren't playing correctly. The whole point of this boss fight is to force you to understand baton passing. Get good at baton passing. And use your damn battle tools.

The game is going to be hard if you dont play it properly. Pokémon would be hard too if you only ever use "Tackle"

u/Terra-ble_joke — 29 days ago
▲ 26 r/JoblessReincarnation+1 crossposts

These people dont know anything. All of them were adults

The only one you MAYBE could make an argument for is Eris (she was an adult by the that worlds standards but whatever).

But Rudeus told her "No" like a dozen times and then she basically said "Rudy its happening"

u/Terra-ble_joke — 1 month ago

This needs to stop

Mods need to start banning these posts and people. They give a terrible name to the IP and fandom at large. Any post with 😭💢 of any kind should he banned.

To be abundantly clear I love Roxy. Shes definitely my favorite put of the women in the show.

I also dont see anything inherently wrong with liking lolis (they aren't real people) but posts like this reinforce the idea that the whole fandom are nothing but pedos.

Posts like this one provide fuel for the fire of potentially making it so the IP is no longer adapted into anime format. It gives fuel for people to harass the studios producing and publishing the works. It needs to stop.

I chose "anime" as the flair because it can lead to the death of the show

u/Terra-ble_joke — 2 months ago

This needs to stop

Mods need to start banning these posts and people. They give a terrible name to the IP and fandom at large. Any post with 😭💢 of any kind should he banned.

To be abundantly clear I love Roxy. Shes definitely my favorite put of the women in the show.

I also dont see anything inherently wrong with liking lolis (they aren't real people) but posts like this reinforce the idea that the whole fandom are nothing but pedos.

Posts like this one provide fuel for the fire of potentially making it so the IP is no longer adapted into anime format. It gives fuel for people to harass the studios producing and publishing the works. It needs to stop.

I didnt know what flair to put so I put anime because posts like these will lead to the death of the anime

Edit: I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK QBOUT THE PICTURES THEMSELVES!!! ITS THE CAPTIONS THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH! READ THE FUCKING POST

u/Terra-ble_joke — 2 months ago

Megamind, Evil Genius.

I came up with how it wanted De-Gun to work and kinda winged it for Megamind.

Its his signature weapon so it made sense that casting him would guarantee having it. It only ever auto equips once so I dont think its that crazy.

I also definitely wanted Brainbots to be there somehow because thats pretty important to Megamind. There are multiple times where two Brainbots pick up up and fly him away.

I wasnt sure about black mana maybe just mon-blue if enough people agree ill change it.

Let me know what you think and how I should tweak him.

u/Terra-ble_joke — 2 months ago

What are some of your favorite weird decks you've make?

This is my favorite for sure. It have literally no creatures in it but its game plan is to win via combat damage. This is the revised version my brother fixed up for me but the concept was mine.

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The whole deck is based around only ever having tokens. Thats it. Just little guys that are even really little guys. I just love that concept for some reason.

u/Terra-ble_joke — 2 months ago

R/religiousfruitcake and being a Satanist

I have been a Satanist for MANY years. I like to think i follow our guiding principles pretty well. I initially joined r/religiousfruitcake because I see it as super important to call out things that are problems and the harm that religious zealotry can cause. On the adverse, I feel it important (if not REQUIRED by the 7 Tenets) to also advocate and defend other religions and religious customs.

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I personally may not understand why people pray before a meal but I have seen it criticized and viewed as nut-job behavior on that sub. Ive seen grown women wearing Hijabs be called "ridiculous" and "slaves" for no other reason than that is what her religion requires of her.

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I feel as though, as a Satanist, I constantly have to defend other religions while on that sub. Every time I do Im down voted to oblivion (not that reddit karma matters) for pointing out keeping the Sabbath holy is just a part of their beliefs.

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If someone is actually being a fruitcake i do join in with the masses. But they have to actually do something fruitcake. Like doing a burnout on pride crosswalk for example. But just doing basic parts of someone's religion shouldnt be considered fruitcake.

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I feel as though 80-90% of posts are just xenophobia and I feel i have to correct that.

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u/Terra-ble_joke — 2 months ago

A mixed drink for a kings sacrifice

I have a friend who's long time DND character WILL be dying. In the campaign, they are guaranteed, going to completely party wipe, if this sacrifice does not happen.

My character being a cleric, will be presiding over the eulogy. The speech itself I have down. But my character is a clown and therefore must celebrate the life that was had rather than mourn the life that was lost. The character who is passing away is always the fun-loving, happy go lucky, party and drinks kind of guy as well. So my character, creating a cocktail for him makes a lot of sense.

The problem is I don't know how to do anything cocktail at all. This smaller glass is what i would like it to be served in.

The character is the rightful king of his land but gave it up because he didnt want to be the ruthless man he would have had to be.

The last thing I could explain i guess is that he is a red dragonborn fighter.

Any suggestions on what to make to honor him would be amazing. Bonus points for the more unique it is as long as it still tastes good.

u/Terra-ble_joke — 3 months ago