u/Th0rn_Star

My crippling addiction continues….
▲ 24 r/Irises

My crippling addiction continues….

Every year I say I’m done, then every year I dig up more of my yard to make room.

u/Th0rn_Star — 1 day ago

The Last Best Beer Run needs volunteers on Saturday!

This is from an email I got, I don’t have anything to do with the organizing, but maybe you could get some free beer?

Saturday, May 16, 2026
Volunteers Needed
We have had a few volunteers drop out!
We are looking for 7 course guards to be stationed along the course.

Time Commitment: 9:30 to about 11:00am on Saturday May 16th.
Meet At: Montana Brewing Company by 9:30am.
After Party at Dehler: Free entry into the after party that goes from 10:30 to 1:00pm.
Contact Travis @ travis@competitivetiming.com
If you are a runner and you help me find a volunteer, I will refund half of your race registration fee! Have them mention your name in the email!

(Or if you want to run the race, there are beer-drinking and non-beer drinking options, a video game theme, and a beer afterparty!)

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u/Th0rn_Star — 8 days ago
▲ 799 r/30ROCK

My boss is a huge narcissist and always trying to say out of pocket shit to get a rise out of me. I finally just stopped reacting or giving any ammunition at all by employing Jack’s “never speak first” rule, and a variation of “so what you wanna do?” by slowly saying “soooo?” or “OK” to everything while impassively filing my nails or whatever.

I can tell it pisses him off so much that I refuse to contribute anything or be baited by his bullshit. So thanks to Jack and his genius nanny, I will continue to Negotiate Like a Boss.

u/Th0rn_Star — 18 days ago