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▲ 55 r/gfdsss

The Great Onix statue is here to bring the unfortunate news that the creatures known as "goblins" are planning an attack on the residence of sssdfg people. They only have bricks, and there are approximately 7 billion of goblins. We must help them defend their lands! Grab your blunderbusses men!

u/TheGreatOnixStatue — 4 days ago
▲ 19 r/gfdsss

The Great Onix statue is here to present to you an image, used as a reaction to something foul, of Anton Chigurh from "No country for old men", with the additional text implying that the creation is either a trick to provoce emotions or the creator of it lacks the knowledge to conjure a good point.

u/TheGreatOnixStatue — 7 days ago
▲ 21 r/TheVsimpsunited

Hello everynyan, Vat Vuck is hungry

Hello V simps, I, Vat Vuck, a cat version of your beloved V, and definitely not The Great Onix Statue in disguise, is hungry. Please give me all your food.

u/TheGreatOnixStatue — 9 days ago
▲ 54 r/OkBuddyMewgenics+1 crossposts

"Fixed case where a nonbinary cat with dwarfism would crash the game if playing in Brazilian"

Smol non-binary Jetstream Sam used to crash the game. Brought to you by The Great Onix Statue.

u/TheGreatOnixStatue — 10 days ago
▲ 49 r/Shark_Park

The Great Onix statue os here to present to you: Evil Shark

(The Great Onix Statue forgot to make the reply evil, so it posted it again)

u/TheGreatOnixStatue — 13 days ago
▲ 76 r/gfdsss

The Great Onix statue is here to show you an image consisting of 2 frames from the show knowns "Breaking Bad" on top of each other with the speech bubble showing an exclamation of shock and indignation by Walter White.

u/TheGreatOnixStatue — 18 days ago
▲ 12 r/MurderDrones

The Great Onix statue has recreated the Painter N Animiniz

(repost cause The Great Onix Statue forgot to include the reference)

u/TheGreatOnixStatue — 26 days ago
▲ 68 r/gfdsss

The Great Onix statue is here to show you a comparison of aspects of a form of entertainment known as "videogames" to the delicious quickly made dishes known as "hamburger" and "curly fry".

u/TheGreatOnixStatue — 26 days ago
▲ 2 r/OutlastTrials

The Great Onix statue cannot connect to the game servers, just like other Russians.

It seems like Red Barrels tried to do something with the server code and now The Great Onix statue and some other Russian Reagents cannot access servers. (Previously we used to connect to NA Eastern servers and easily play the game). It just says "You have been disconnected from server when i try to enter the facility". Does anyone else have such a problem? It has looked at Steam Forums and other people have the same problem.

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u/TheGreatOnixStatue — 27 days ago
▲ 11 r/ruArtist

Великая Ониксовая Статуя представляет вам свою первую фигурку.

Великая Ониксовая Статуя решила воссоздать Animiniz Тессы из Murder Drones. Тесса не любимый персонаж Великой Ониксовой статуи, но она выглядела сногсшибаюше на её мотоцикле. Также Великая Ониксовая Статуя не знает как можно заказать их мерч без иностранной карты. (последняя пикча это референс с официального магазина Glitch)

u/TheGreatOnixStatue — 1 month ago
▲ 16 r/OutlastTrials

The Great Onix Statue is fully ready for the Project Boneyard

Unfortunately the Computer bugged and i have to reinstall the game. But now The Great Onix statue is fully ready to Outlast the new Trials. It got:

-A pistachio flavoured ice cream

-A very big hat

-A gummy Spider

-A gummy Eye

-A statue of a Lamb Barash (Spider, Eye, Lamb)

-A tombstone

-A Knife

-And a nearly downloaded game.

The Great Onix statue is so happy to be able to play the new Coyle Trial and try to get the explosive out of it for Amelia.

u/TheGreatOnixStatue — 1 month ago
▲ 24 r/OutlastTrials

The Great Onix statue hopes that we get a new DLC with the project Boneyard (or at least this summer).

So the last DLC packs came out on 15th of July 2025. There is almost a year since the release of the last cosmetic DLCs and for now this is the biggest amount of time between a release in the Trials history. And now they are on a roll with the Project Judas being well received and Project Boneyard being extremely hyped up. So probably they would release a DLC, if not tommorow then this summer. The Great Onix statue says that Red Barrels definitely deserve to have their DLC's bought, as they have some of the most unique and best cosmetic options in the game (especially "Spelunking for your life" with The Great Onix Statue's favourite room set and the Reagent starter pack). (Also if you are wondering why The Great Onix statue doesn't have the heavyweight's dlc, it wants to wait until the catalogue releases cause it farmed like 800 stamps for it. Then it plans to buy the remaining DLC'S.)

u/TheGreatOnixStatue — 1 month ago