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OPINION: People Shouldn’t Yell So Loud Around Mitch’s Corpse

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DC Woman Asks Walgreens Clerk For Something To Get The Smell Of Old President Off Her Hands

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CEO Fired For Running Out Of Ideas For Ways To Squeeze Captive Customers

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‘Free Speech Belongs To The People,’ Says Columnist In Paywalled Opinion Piece

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Natalie Harp Emerges From Trunk Of Mitch McConnell’s Car To Drop Off Diaper Delivery

u/TheToysAreUs — 17 hours ago

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BREAKING: The Onion Accused Of Reporting ‘Real News’

u/TheToysAreUs — 21 hours ago

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Senator Grassly To Run For Another Term, Hoping To Replicate McConnell’s Success In Retaining Power After Death

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Trump Blames ‘Criminals and Vandals’ For The Destruction Of His Reputation

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The Gulf Of Mexico, Recently Renamed To ‘The Gulf Of America,” To Be Renamed Again As ‘Trump Water’

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Local Woman Voted Most Delicious By Area Mosquito Population

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Andrew Tate Demonstrates The Art Of Manliness By Using The Tip Of His Gun In His Fingerpainting

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In A Moment Of Weakness, Donald Trump Caves To The Wishes Of His Children And Lets Them Pick Out A Puppy For Them To Kick

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Eric And Don Jr. Also Really Like To Have Coke In The Oval Office

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A Sad Donald Trump Reads New Polls And Wonders Why You Just Can’t Be Happy

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Local Gas Station Turns Off Sign With Prices To Attract Customers

u/TheToysAreUs — 3 days ago

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Trump’s New Bank Will Allow Deposits, But Restricts Withdrawals

u/TheToysAreUs — 3 days ago

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Senator McConnell Still Refusing To Appear On Earth

u/TheToysAreUs — 3 days ago

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Judge Pirro Holding Release Of Accused And Exonerated Memorial Pool Vandals To Give Prosecutors More Time To Manufacture Evidence

u/TheToysAreUs — 3 days ago

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President Trump Sends His Mail-In Ballot Early Enough To Beat His Upcoming Deadline To Outlaw Them

u/TheToysAreUs — 3 days ago

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Senator McConnell Busted Abusing His Remote Work Arrangement Playing World Of Warcraft During A Zoom Meeting

u/TheToysAreUs — 3 days ago