I know ALOT of housewives use color contacts. It’s not my room to judge one bit (also, I’m a poor). But on first glance, I thought Angie looked like fucking Emperor Palpatine! Gurl, I know you’re going through shit but don’t go to the Dark Side!
Look, Ashley has been a frustrating and annoying housewife/individual for me. BUT……
A) Kyle, it’s enough already. You bought a fucking house in Tennessee to be with your girlfriend and your dear sweet Mau has been schtupping 20 something’s PUBLICLY for a couple years now. Giselle and Ashley make a couple comments about sleeping with him and you are holding any candle for it? It’s time to take a breath and GET OVER IT.
B) could Kyle and Vicki be any more transparent that they don’t have any idea who some of these Women are (NOTE: mostly Atlanta and Potomac ladies?). Kyle called Ashley a “girl”.
C) I realize we watch the biggest messes/ horrible people on these show cause “they make the good TV” but I am sooooooooooo very tired of Vicki and Kyle.
I need someone to explain to me RIGHT FUCKING NOW…. Why on EARTH did season 3 of The Valley have TWENTY ONE EPISODES?
I guess I can say The Valley was so long and suuuuch a rough watch that it very nearly got the icky taste of Scamanda out of my mouth.
(I realize this comes to, “well don’t watch it!” but I’m high, feeling snarky and LOVE Reddit!)
Tiffany asked for a Moroccan themed birthday and said something like, “sexy, Arabian nights” and Kari PAID a party planner for this?! Balloon arches and a white swing? Weird. The table was pretty but nary a scarf nor hookah to be found.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it cost a fortune and it’s nice for Kari to throw her a party but damn are these women out of touch.
She says, “How do I hold it all together?”
DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR:
“BRAZILIANS and shapewear.”
Now you won’t unhear it. You’re welcome!
Y’all, I am doing a casual rewatch of VPR from the beginning. I’m at season 3 and toooootally forgot they feature one of my favorite bands forever and always: OK GO.
I’ve been watching a shit ton of Below deck backlog and always catch tunes that I love and look up but hearing OK GO blasting in the yesteryears on my TV made my week.
I did a bit of googling and couldn’t find out what the fuck SXYFT means. Is it Sexy Foot? Is this an OnlyFans thing? Am I now giving her traffic to her SexyFoot OnlyFans?! I want a cut!
GET KEYHOLES OUT OF FASHION, PLEASE. I just…. I just hate it. And we have to look at this absolutely fucking STUPID shirt for most of the season, I’m guessing.
Recently started an ATL rewatch and finally got to this. I’m a theatre kid so this scene always warms the dusty cockles of my heart. To have THIS kind of a relationship and level of sharing with your mom. I’ve always loved her and Riley. ❤️
This is Shamea’s blueberry Hostess Cupcake dress! What do y’all think?
I’ve watched the end of the reunion twice now and this viewer’s name rang in my ears both times. It makes me less worried for Wendy thinking she’s watching every episode of BH and has something to say!