Part 2: Cards that should be banned in Brawl because they hurt my feelings.
Hello.
This is a follow up to my first post, Decks that should be banned in Brawl because I do not like them.
I have just ended an unsuccessful game with my brand new, barely tested 5c plansewalker pile, and my opponent rudely played a mono black deck that worked. This is mean and should be stopped, but I digress.
The following is a list of more decks/cards that should be banned because they made me feel inadequate:
[[Ardyn the Usurper]]: The realest pick on this list, Ardyn is a bullshit card and I hate it. It's the secret commander of every [[Old Stickfingers]] deck, alongside [[Ulamog the defiler]], which is how i feel after playing against it. Why does it give the token HASTE, WotC?! ANSER for your crimes.
Decks that primarily use "Sacrifice a creature" as their removal: My creature has indestructible, Hexproof and ward 20. I want it to stay on the battlefield, and making it go away is rude and unfun.
Decks that play at Flash speed: Just because [[Teferi, Time Raveler]] got reverted to it's paper version does NOT mean you should play it against me. That is bullying and I WILL call the cyber police
[[Krenko]]: Do I really need to explain?
Decks that are Discard tribal and/Or theft tribal: this is a partial repeat, but they are MY cards I PAID for them I want to PLAY them.
[[Hei Bai]]: He's still bullshit.
[[Rofellos]]: No one should be allowed to have THAT much green mana on turn 3.
Black creatures that have haste: Look i didn't expect you to be playing [[Rankle]] and I planned around my [[Teferi, Time Raveler]] to still be on the field on my turn. You should be ashamed of yourself.
[[Sheoldred, The Apocalypse]]: see [[Krenko]]
Cards that can be removed from the list:
- [[Cosmic Spider Man]]: he stopped being a problem after everyone got the Achievement, but for real, what the fuck man.
As always, this list is not exhaustive, and will be updated in the future as WotC continues to print cards targeted at making specifically me have a bad time.
Thank you for your time.