u/ThiccDaddyJ05

For me it's

1. Geno

2. Shantae

3. Knuckles

But I wanna hear others people's opinions as well 😊

I'm trying to get the rest of the base game statues (not the emerald rush event ones, the ones that squawks finds) but I'm basically out of banandium chips. Any one know a good place in the game to get a lot fairly quickly?

To that fuck face Ken I just fought as Doc, you're a lame piece of shit and you know it. In the off chance that you actually read this, you're probably kicking your little feet and laughing like the sad sack of shit you are, someone who is incapable of recieveing any attention, so you act like a jackass to feel seen. Teabagging after every stock doesn't make you good at the game, it makes you a miserable fucking loser with nothing to aspire to, so you make every one else around you miserable so you can feel better about your pathetic waste of a life. I take zero shame in DC'ing your bitch ass, and go fuck yourself

Edit - for context because I didn't explain it well, I fought through all 3 stocks before DC'ing. Hence my extreme rage, the entire match was just him teabagging after every stock

Like do people actually hate the funny red boing boing man here? Or is it all satirical?

I've never posted here, but I need to make this rant somewhere. I fucking hate this song with a burning passion. I work at a store and I swear it plays atleast 3 times a day, I wish I was exaggerating.

Edit- I WORK AT A STORE WHERE I CAN'T CHANGE THE STATION Needing to clarify since some people missed that part I'm guess.

Never had I heard a song that makes my blood boil with just a few opening notes. Idk if I used the right flair, it felt the most fitting since in the grand scheme of things, it's very much a tiny thing, that makes me irrationally angry every fucking time I hear it

Does your controller only have a B button? Just gonna sit and spam eggs the entire fucking time like a little bitch? Just run away and spam eggs until the entire match. Fucking lame ass players I this game dude. I take no shame in quitting against your lame fucking ass. Get off this fucking game and stop ruining it for everyone else

I don't need to explain myself. You know exactly what he did and why I'm mad about it.

Actual fucking trash dude. Having items on is fucking lame, period. End of story. But as if you couldnt already be a more digenerate scumbag, add tea bagging to the mix like a fucking child. I take zero shame is DCing and denying you your precious GSP. Go fuck yourself you miserable sack of worthless dog shit

Fuck you. You're character is fucking ass and genuinely one of the most miserable fights to endure, whether you win or lose. Pound lasting 10,000 years is beyond fucking unnecessary, and you can't ever hit her because she is constantly flying away like a little bug. That's what she is, a bug. She is the gnat of Smash. An annoying pest that is never fun or interesting to fight, but instead just useless filler between the real matches with characters who are worth a damn. Fuck this stupid ass boring fucking balloon and all the idiots who looked at this entire roster and decided the pink balloon would be their go to.

What in the actual fuck am I supposed to do against this piece of shit?? I can fucking make any move without it being interrupted by some fuck ass grenade, nikita is just fucking unfair to deal with when trying to recover. It's just fucking miserable trying to fight this fucking asshole. Fuck this piece of shit character and all of the crayon eaters who main him.

You're fucking lame. Cheesing sudden death because the match ends so quickly doesn't make you good, it makes you a lame fucking piece of shit.

This character is fucking stupid just like all the idiots who main him. Relying on cheesy RNG the entire match is just fucking obnoxious. Killing me at 30% with Thwack is fucking obnoxious. Killing at 50% every 8 smash attacks is fucking obnoxious. This character is just a fucking nuisance and a generally lame fucking pick. Fuck this piece of shit and all the glue huffing morons who looked at a roster of 80+ characters and decided this dick biscuit was the one to choose

Reposted because my title was borderline unreadable with the amount of errors lol

I have no fucking regrets for DCing against you, you obnoxious fucking cunt. I genuinely wish nothing but agony and sadness for the rest of your pathetic fucking life. T bagging between each stock doesn't make you cool, it makes you a brain dead fucking loser who needs to throw their router out the fucking window. As if I didn't already have enough reason to hate this fucking cheesy ass character, now I can add another. And the saddest part is, in the off chance you actually do read this, you're probably enjoying it. You're getting a laugh out of it because you're such a pathetic waste of life with no aspirations or anything to work towards, that the only increments of joy you are capable of feeling come solely from being an asshole and watch others get pissed off, like a fucking child. Fuck Falco, and fuck you, you worthless sack of shit.

Imagine running to the edge of the stage and t-bagging through out the whole match just to fucking lose lmfao

I wish nothing but agony and sadness to this RNG piece of shit of a character, and all of the brain dead crayon eating wastes of oxygen droolers that play him. You're not hype. You're not cool. You're a boring sack of shit that thrives on making everyone else miserable because you have nothing interesting or worthwhile in your own life to look forward too. Please take your router and chuck it out the nearest window, and stop plaguing this game with your bullshit

Edit- and to that Hero main I just fought who spurred this post, getting that cheesy ass win, t bagging and refusing to rematch? How much more a pathetic fucking glue huffing worm could you be? You're the type of person that gets brought to family reunions as a requirement, not because anyone actually wants you there. You're the type of person that clears a room simply by being in it. You're the type of person that takes and wastes everyone else's perfectly good oxygen.

I can not fucking stand Isabelle. Genuinely one of the most irritating characters to fucking fight. It's bad enough her and Villager share the stupid ass fucking slingshot move, but add the fishing rod into that? Actual fucking dogshit. Not an unfair or broken character by any means, but definitely a fucking grating one to fight 😒

If you main Aegis, you are the opitome of human scum. A waste of everyone else's oxygen and a complete and total sack of shit. You are the type of person people intentionally avoid inviting ti parties because you ruin the mood. You make everyone around you dumber simply by existing. Lord knows you haven't showered in 2 weeks so you likely reek of gooner sweat and swamp ass. You actively make this game worse for everyone else, and I sincerely hope nothing but the absolute worst for you

I know I literally just made a post, but I need to rant, this time about a more fundamental part of the game rather than just "this character sucks because blah, blah, blah"

Quick play is the stupidest fucking online system I have ever seen for a game, argueably the absolute worst. It's benefits absolutely no one, no matter how you like the game. Are you a shithead who prefers to play for fun with items and bullshit? Well suck for you, you'll have some matches against a sweaty try hard who won't even let you play the game so that he can get his dumbass combo. Are you a sweaty try hard who practices combos and enjoys mashing the same dumbass combos and playing from a more competitive stand point? Well sucks for you, you'll have some matches against shitheads who like items and stage hazards and every other nonsensical bullshit thing you can think of. If only there were TWO SEPERATE ONLINE MODES where people could play how they wanted. Whether they prefer playing casually with items just FOR FUN; or playing competitively, like as if FOR GLORY. Sucks that doesn't exist tho... oh well, I guess we just have to stick with preferred rulesets for now 😒

Also, when I say I don't want a fucking rematch against Aegis or Sonic, that means that I DO NOT WANT TO REMATCH FUCKING AEGIS OR FUCKING SONIC.

Fuck Mega Man dude. Genuinely one of the most fucking miserable and obnoxious characters to fight against. Not much else to say, just a piece of shit character