u/Think-Chair-1938

I can't do this. We did way too much.

Grow up, bro. Grow up.

No joke, they even edited the highlighting from the original image to make it pop 😭😂

Now I can't stop thinking of porn titles or lines of cheesy dialogue that could also be Jalen Hurts-isms.

I can't know how to hear any more about missiles!

And it really bothered me.

Magnet! It's a fucking magnet.

Long shot, but can't think of a better place to ask.

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I've been on an obsessive quest lately to acquire legit, original pimple balls (cut in half or whole) or even old school Haffies. I've tried all the online places, called friends back home, you name it. No dice.

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I have one OG Haffie. That's him in the picture. Cute little guy. While he might look happy, he's actually sad very lonely.

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I promise not to bring a broom stick or bat anywhere near his new friends when they arrive. He's retired, and they will be too.

Now... We should be able to look at a little porn at work.