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Do you think if you're fucking a nanosuit girl she can turn invisible and you'll be able to see your dick moving inside her in real time?

A friend asked me this and I have no investment in the answer whatsoever take my word for it.

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u/Titanite_Dildo — 3 days ago

How did Cornyass land a bad bitch like is-old-ahh, and why is the Knight trusting them with his gadgets? Is he Lucius Fucks?

u/Titanite_Dildo — 27 days ago

I HATE HOW YOU HAVE TO MAKE SMOOTH STONE IN MINECRAFT

Hate. Let me tell you how much I hate the whole process used for making smooth stone.

So you're telling me that in order to get one of the nicest blocks for neat medieval-to-modern style builds, streets, detailing, and general decor, I need to cook cobblestone, THEN cook the cooked cobblestone?

If I wanted to use this block for mass building, I'd either need to invest in mining with a Silk Touch pick to maximize stone gathering and minimize fuel use or invest time into building double furnace arrays and automatic lava generators (which might not be available depending on the version).

Why not like...let me make it on the grinder, or simply melt stone once?

Wrath. Unadulterated. Unfiltered. [Insert image of Alpha werewolf tearing shirt off]

u/Titanite_Dildo — 29 days ago

Literally canon at this points. The coincidences are just racking up. We are getting a chestburster in the next DLC and Hornet is basically Ripley. Just look at how she gets impregnated (facehugging)

u/Titanite_Dildo — 3 months ago