
Microslop strikes again
I'm in the middle of packing and decided to give my computer the "privilege" of updating before breaking everything down. Big fucking mistake, now it doesn't even reach the boot animation. Great. Now I get the *pleasure* of taking time out of my day to undo some company's untested AI slop code that probably just added another useless AI feature and asked me about OneDrive again. Thank god this happened AFTER I finished the semester.
It goes through the BIOS perfectly, and then just goes blank after. The system itself isn't hanging, because I can turn caps lock on and off. It's acting like there's nothing running though because the power button works instantly. As a result, boot looping it isn't even pulling up the recovery menu, because I figure Windows doesn't even know it's being asked to boot. I figure the SSD is working, because it's not saying it can't find the boot media or trying to jump into PXE... There's just nothing. No drive activity either.
How do I fix this? Please don't go gloating about Linux. I'm in the middle of sandboxing that. It's not exactly an easy transition when you have well established creative workflows that need to carry over. I'm working on it.
I'd also like to say: Fuck you, Microslop. I want a functional, compatible, and reliable operating system, not a "feature rich experience", that's what my other software is for.