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My son was born without eyelids. So the skin from the circumcision was used to make eyelids. Everything turned out good.

The only thing is he turned out a little cockeyed.

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u/Tony_CZARk — 2 months ago
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A photographer was killed taking a photograph of people when a massive block of cheddar fell on him

the people did yell at him

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u/Tony_CZARk — 2 months ago