
So what happens when our wife gets soggy? Here's a guide:
What NOT to do:
Wring her like a towel: causes back pain and severe ropeburn
Give her a towel: won't work unless your Gangle has a solid body as ribbons don't mix well with towels
What to do step by step:
Lay her flat and put a hand on her "shoulder/waist" (start of a ribbon limb from the main torso).
Slide a finger down the limb firmly and thoroughly, this will squeeze out the moisture without causing discomfort.
Follow step 2 with each body part until she is mostly dried.
Blow dry her against a flat surface so she doesn't fly away
Enjoy cuddling your dry, soft, and now extra warm ribbon wife!