So what happens when our wife gets soggy? Here's a guide:

So what happens when our wife gets soggy? Here's a guide:

What NOT to do:

  1. Wring her like a towel: causes back pain and severe ropeburn

  2. Give her a towel: won't work unless your Gangle has a solid body as ribbons don't mix well with towels

What to do step by step:

  1. Lay her flat and put a hand on her "shoulder/waist" (start of a ribbon limb from the main torso).

  2. Slide a finger down the limb firmly and thoroughly, this will squeeze out the moisture without causing discomfort.

  3. Follow step 2 with each body part until she is mostly dried.

  4. Blow dry her against a flat surface so she doesn't fly away

  5. Enjoy cuddling your dry, soft, and now extra warm ribbon wife!

u/Top-Comfort-9380 — 4 days ago

Abstragedy marriage posting or gangussy posting?

I'm trying to decide wether I should continue the marriage plotline of this sub or start doing feaky posts again. Top comment gets to decide what route I take.

And ctta, both of them

u/Top-Comfort-9380 — 5 days ago

What do you all think of the ganglebangle season 2 prologue?

For thise of you that actually saw it and bothered to read it, what do you think of it compared to season 1? I want it to be more of a novel-like thing in each post instead of a horny shitposter making abstragedy a thruple, and I'm seriously thinking about starting a ganglebangle sub. But that's in the furure? Anyways, what are your opinions on it?

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u/Top-Comfort-9380 — 13 days ago

You guys ever wanna just... nibble on our wife a bit?

I don't mean bite off a chunk, just lightly nibble. I do it with my Gangle sometimes as a little joke. I add a little growl and she starts absolutely dying laughing, it's usually something we do the morning after a night of long hard s[SPLURGE]x, it's really fun.

Ctta

u/Top-Comfort-9380 — 25 days ago

So I just had an interesting thought about our wife

So as we all know, we're all married to an individual Gangle. We've already talked about how we've had s[SPLAT]x with her, and wether we've had kids with our Gangle. Interesting question...

How did you get together with your Gangle? For me personally, my Gangle had a crush on me for a WHILE, but was always too nervous to say something. Eventually, I decided that I was gonna take her out on a "big best friend day" and pretty much put her through every scenario you can think of that's the perfect place to confess. Eventually as the sun set, she and I were on the ferris wheel, and the stars were just starting to shine. As we reached the top, she finally confessed her feelings, and we kissed on top of the ferris wheel, our lips never parting until the wheel stopped. As we walked out, I proposed right then and there, I'll never forget that day...

So anyways, how'd you all get with your Gangle?

u/Top-Comfort-9380 — 1 month ago

Ok so how many of us have kids with Gangle?

So on topic with my previous posts, for those of you who have had a kid/kids with your Gangle, what was pregnancy like for Gangle? And what do the kids look like? Kids with Zooble also count.

u/Top-Comfort-9380 — 1 month ago

So, another little question about our wife (yes the image is actually relevant)

So as we all know, we're all individually married to an individual Gangle (and by proxy Zooble). Me and my Gangle have two kids with one currently on the way, though the second child is with Zooble so it's technically just two. Obviously we had to engage in some very non-child friendly acts in order to achieve this, so here's the question.

How do you all do those things with your Gangle(s)? Based on my conversations I've found that no Gangle lover makes love to her the same. Tell me how you've managed to achieve such intimate acts with your Gangle! For those that haven't done it with their Gangle, are you planning to? Let me know in the comments!

Edit: ctta sorry I forgot :(

u/Top-Comfort-9380 — 1 month ago
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Witch TADC character/s are u sitting next to on a limo?

Pick a car and numbered seat to sit in. :)

Explain your reasoning and if you think your car would survive

u/Aromatic-Delay9803 — 2 months ago
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"Why arn’t you smiling" a tadc Managers cocktail

So I wanted to do a spudsy's drink.... mainly so I could show of my new Gangle print. I based it on a drink nicknamed The Karen. that just seemed apropriate. I also decided to test out the recipies I have for alchol replacements.

this one does require a little extra work but it came out well

Why arn’t you smiling

2 oz Hibiscus vodka
1 oz peach liquor
1 oz egg white

1 combine everything into a shaker
2 dry shake for 30 seconds to a minute
3 add Ice to the shaker and shake for another 30 secs to a minute
4 strain into a coup glass

The earthy flavor of the vodka is rounded by the peach tone, and the silky egg foam makes it a really pleasent sip... the husband also liked this

Why arn’t you smiling (na)

2 oz Hibiscus vodka replacement
1 oz peach juice
1 oz egg white
.5 oz simple

1 combine everything into a shaker
2 dry shake for 30 seconds to a minute
3 add Ice to the shaker and shake for another 30 secs to a minute
4 strain into a coup glass

its a lighter shade, mainly due to the colors in the peach juice but the flavors are there, there is no real bite to it but there is a nice earthy flavor from the hibuscus rounded by again by peach and finished with that silky egg foam. It doesn't taste exactly the same but its close enough

Hibiscus Vodka
8 oz your favorite vodka (I used a vanilla be cause I like the added sweetness)
2 table spoons Hibiscus flowers

in a jar combine flowers and vodka. Shake to mix, and let sit in a cool place overnight. then strain to remove the flowers

NA vodka (home made)
2 bags jasmine green tea.
1 cup boiling water

steep the tea in the boiling water for atleast 5 minutes (you want it strong so longer won't hurt it). Remove the bags and let cool before using.
(for the Hibiscus variation after you have removed the bags steep 2 teaspoons of hibiscus flowers for a further 5 minutes while still hot)

u/CheesecakeBunnyboy — 2 months ago

MARRIAGE POLL!

So last post I asked how we're married to Gangle and Zooble, wether as individual or as a hivemind. And my fellow ribbon lovers had a LOT to say. So here's a poll to decide featuring all the major possibilities!

View Poll

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u/Top-Comfort-9380 — 2 months ago

So about our wife

As we all know, we all share Gangle as our wife who we would do anything for, that being said... I never really thought about this until now, but is it like we ALL are married to her as individuals, or are we one collective hivemind that she's wedded to. And of course either way, it's technically a three-way marriage with Zooble because we agreed not to separate them.

CTTA

u/Top-Comfort-9380 — 2 months ago

GANGLEBANGLE ANNOUNCEMENT

So as many of you know I did a series about a month ago where I went on a mission to have seggs with Gangle. It ended with me succeeding and getting into a thruple with Gangle and Zooble. The series is on kind of a cliffhanger after part 7 and I want to know if you all want to see more of the series.

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u/Top-Comfort-9380 — 2 months ago